A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked,
pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very close to nature
and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if
he spoke God would listen.
So he asked, "God, are you listening?"
And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."
The man stopped and pondered some more.
He looked towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you."
So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and ponder...
Then he looked to the sky again and said, "God, what is a million
dollars to you?"
And God replied, "My son, my son...a penny to me is like a million
dollars to you. It means almost nothing to me. It does not even have
a value it is so little."
The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up to the sky
and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replied, "In a second."
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2006-06-23 08:27:59 · 49 answers · asked by jon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yepp....so funny...i heard it in Joel Osteen's preaching the first time....
2006-06-23 08:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by blue_bee 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What does ponder means?
2006-06-23 08:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was truly funny. I think it really sums up God's sense of humor. And you know that God has to have a sense of humor.
2006-06-23 08:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To late heard that joke already. Not funny anymore.
2006-06-23 08:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by sicilygal2581 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahaha. That's cute.
2006-06-23 08:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Naked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. God does sometimes speak to us individually, but this is rare.
2006-06-23 08:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Geoff C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny
2006-06-23 08:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It brought a smile to my face and chuckle
2006-06-23 08:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mary M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it makes me laugh and its cute
2006-06-23 08:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope sorry
2006-06-23 08:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by aessap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-06-23 08:31:26 · answer #11 · answered by Robbyz3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋