I like eggs but that does not matter now if you really think about it. I have had issues with talking squirrels that sing long and loud Enimem songs in my back yard tree in my back yard. When the mail man comes it is a woman and she sees me in my scuba diving suit sitting on the garage roof reading stories to my imaginary angel and friend Roberto. Why does people hate things they do not know about. That is the answer now is it - or isn't it. I have hair on my back that tastes like hot popcorn. I can feed the world and stop starvation with my back hair. I got to help people out and kill that singing squirrel in my front yard. Here comes a man to my front door with a cape on and wearing a soccer uniform. Got to go.
2006-06-23 07:53:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
With that imagination yuo could make big bucks writing childrens books.
2006-06-23 07:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well take the eggs and combine them with some spinach for the talking squirrels to eat and they will quit emineming in your tree wich will cause your mailwoman to see your imaginary friend roberto instead not hating Roberto and Then Roberto will eat the popcorn hair and tell others to eat it to curb world starvation then you can get peanut butter and put it in a dolly and the squirrels will come running GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-23 15:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bury your treasure in the backyard...tie your microwave to a stick and use it as a place to hold your legs. Let loose of the noose where the goose is to spruce up your moose. Enter into the vortex of the sand and then let the ant invade your bread.
2006-06-23 14:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by embigguns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So THAT's where that squirrel went. Always thought the neighbor's cat got him.
2006-06-23 14:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by quietfive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is a big problem...just shoot the damn squirrel or take it to the zoo! OOO I love squirrels! good luck!:P
2006-06-23 14:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by juliejoker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't kill the squirrel, Eminem is awesome, they shouldnt be killed for singing his stuff. would u like to be killed if someone didn't like the songs u sang?????? no i don't think so.
2006-06-23 14:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-ha-ha-ha
wheeeeeeeeew
yep I want that 2 minutes back.
2006-06-23 14:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we all know this is not real, if it is then you must be on some kind of drug most likely acid, the other option is a mental disorder, possibly schizophrenia
2006-06-23 14:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by miscillia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r weird. 2 pts. 4 me
2006-06-23 14:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by goddess17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to see a Shrink.
2006-06-23 14:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Fannie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋