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I like eggs but that does not matter now if you really think about it. I have had issues with talking squirrels that sing long and loud Enimem songs in my back yard tree in my back yard. When the mail man comes it is a woman and she sees me in my scuba diving suit sitting on the garage roof reading stories to my imaginary angel and friend Roberto. Why does people hate things they do not know about. That is the answer now is it - or isn't it. I have hair on my back that tastes like hot popcorn. I can feed the world and stop starvation with my back hair. I got to help people out and kill that singing squirrel in my front yard. Here comes a man to my front door with a cape on and wearing a soccer uniform. Got to go.

2006-06-23 07:53:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Air Travel

21 answers

You are freakin FUNNY! I laughed my a$$ off when I read this!! :)

2006-06-23 07:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Fly to Germany with him and enjoy the soccer match. Call me when the US team wins the World Cup.

2006-06-23 15:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by lookadistraction 4 · 0 0

Reminds me of a CCR song -- Lookin' out my back door.

They were trippin' too when they wrote that song

2006-06-23 14:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by icemanind 3 · 0 0

Ted Kennedy? You been hittin the bottle again?

2006-06-23 14:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0 0

You sure got a problem. You better go and see your family doctor at once...

2006-06-23 14:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by hennis1028 3 · 0 0

off hand finding something you like even if it is just eggs really matters

2006-06-23 15:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by linnora_fates 2 · 0 0

You sound schizophrenic, I would consult a psychiatrist ASAP.

2006-06-23 14:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by advicemom 4 · 0 0

OMG! I can't believe it! I go through the same thing every day!!!! Is that weird or what!!!

2006-06-23 14:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by lmjones_2005 2 · 0 0

Stop smoking crack or write a song.

2006-06-23 14:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you so much, I needed a good laugh.

2006-06-23 14:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by older woman 5 · 0 0

how many times are you going to ask this question...This is the third time today!

2006-06-23 15:16:27 · answer #11 · answered by AzzGoodAzzItGetz 4 · 0 0

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