Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her nasty habit, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Henry, and several others, that everyone seeing it there knew what he was doing, and what his problem was.
Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.
You gotta love Henry.
2006-06-23 07:47:28 · 15 answers · asked by newburg_2_fine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that joke it was cute and funny. You people that don't get it it's simple read between the lines. B/c his truck was in front of the bar everyone assumed he was an alcoholic. When he parked it in front of her house the everyone would assume that she was screwing him and it would make her look bad. Henry was the only one to stand up to her and he did that without saying anything to her. DUH. It was FUNNY.
2006-06-23 07:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by philly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do I "gotta love Henry"? I don't even know Henry, or Mildred..
2006-06-23 14:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny. More of an anecdote than a joke.
2006-06-23 14:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by ratface29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I liked it, I got a real good laugh.
2006-06-23 14:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by angei0809 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea lmao .. I liked the end
2006-06-23 14:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. That was good. You got anymore?
2006-06-23 14:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by danc3.danc3_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not funny. It is cute though.
2006-06-23 14:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by babygirl31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA I love it
2006-06-23 16:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this supposed to be an adult rated thing?
2006-06-23 14:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great. That one's funny. I'm going to tell that one to my friends. Thanks.
2006-06-23 14:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by eissalc_13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋