An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, I think that's a strange question from
somebody whose Wiener is on his face."
Hee-hee
Questions for U! Did you hee-hee too? Where are you hee-hee'in from? And do you have a Hee-hee for me?
Best Hee-hee comment gets to do the little 10 point dance!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-23 07:26:42 · 6 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To cool_boy....yes....but I'm sure its
really small!
2006-06-23 13:43:47 · update #1
Yes I got a hee-hee for you and I'm from Oroville, California. Here is your Hee-hee:
Sounds of the Wild
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Have a great day - stay cool :o))
2006-06-23 10:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by LUCIBEE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke but a friend of mine just forwarded me this joke lol.
For you one...
After returning from yet another fabulous shopping spree the blonde
gets into her car.
Suddenly she noticed something is wrong and instinctively dials 911.
"Help!" she calls out to the operator. Who calms her down
professionally. She then states that her car has been vandalised, ie.
the steering wheel is gone, so are the pedals, her stereo, "they even
stole the roof off my car!", she exclaims.
The operator assures her that a policeman will arrive momentarily and
hangs up. Minutes later a policeman arrives to find her in the back
seet of her convertible with the top down. He reassures the women,
helps her out of the car and into the front seet, her response?
SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WRECKED MY CAR!
2006-06-23 15:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, good one.. Missouri and yeah...
There's a black guy and a mexican.... who's driving?
The cop. (only one I could think of right now)
2006-06-23 07:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh...
2goats broke into a movie theater and started to munch on films.
Goat1: How's do you like the movie?
Goat2: It's ok. I like the book better.
2006-06-23 11:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT CAMEL SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY GRANNY!!!;)))))))
ABOUT THE ELEPHANT...........bush doesn't have a wiener on his face does he???..HEE-HEE
2006-06-23 07:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by POWER-FULL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i chuckled. wv. Q. why did the tomato blush?
A. it saw the salad dressing! (i tried!!)
2006-06-23 07:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋