2006-06-23 07:23:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OUTSIDE THE BOX??!!!???
1st offense -- Kiss mother superior's feet
2nd offense -- 50 self-flagellations
3rd offense -- Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not...
2006-06-23 07:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you REALLY thought originally--you woudn't be seeking forgiveness from your perceived lord and savior.
But a beginning is good. Go for it. There is nothing to be forgiven for...and there is nobody to grant that forgiveness.
2006-06-23 14:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by lemur_monk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you teasin'? No Darwinist has ever had an original thought. I really liked all of you guys better when you were swinging from the trees and picking lice out of one another's head. At least then, you couldn't communicate with us humans.
2006-06-23 14:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Orin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he might be dead and in the ground with no thoughts as the OT promises.
the NT says people might live forever now because they learned to record your thoughts. but they won't have any original thoughts cause the spark that created those thought won't work anymore after burial. so if you hear any voices its some tekcnician fn with your head. so death to tech's is the rallying call in my knew fictional book i am planning to write.
2006-06-23 14:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin, please do not be sarcastic. I know that it is your constitutional right to be that way, and I respect your right to express yourself in whatever way that pleases you, but please do not blaspheme the name o9f our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I forgive you, but ultimately it is Jesus that must forgive you in order for you to stay out of the lake of fire. Jesus loves you just as much as he loves me. Love Jesus and he will reward you beyond measure.
2006-06-23 14:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo u really need 2 stop tryna crack some jokes on Jesus if u dont beleive in Him leave it at that.... that aint cool that straight up ignorant
2006-06-23 14:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by phat_8o8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You are lost. Only faith zombies deserve forgiveness, because Jesus wants them to eat brains.
2006-06-23 14:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For mocking Jesus you will die a horrible death soon. I got an email yesterday about all these people who mock God or Jesus and died shortly after. How ironic!
2006-06-23 14:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Simmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u sure there original? Or are they thoughts that everyone else is telling you to think? When you think like everyone else, how is that original? Watch out, people will tell you your thinking for yourself, but your really just thinking what they want you to think.
2006-06-23 14:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by flyguy03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you trying to say?!? Think about your questions before submitting them for answers.
Are you trying to say that Jesus doesnt encourage thinking for yourself? That would have to be one of the most rediculous claims that I ever heard. He asked people to think, open their eyes, to not follow religious hypocrites blindly! Jesus wants us to think- about what we want, why we are here. What is our purpose?
Please evaluate your questions, and think about asking something where people can really contribute, rather than slander the greatest thinker who ever lived.
2006-06-23 14:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by officeathlete78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude u need to chill. stop mocking and have respect for Jesus whether u believe in him or not. yes he will forgive if you faithfully reach to him.
2006-06-23 14:25:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋