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Every year since 1964 its been getting hotter on Earth. Is it because we took God out of the schools.

Oh my goodness we better get those children Bibles and take away evolution textbooks because the poor children are doing bad things and now we have global warming its the rapture for sure.

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If you keep asking silly questions I will embarrass you.

2006-06-23 06:57:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Before people get all over this question, did anyone consider whether the "Matt's" original premise was accurate? Well you should have, because it isn't even CLOSE - and that's by US Dept. of Justice numbers.

Mr. Neo is actually being kind. What do you call a question that's based on a premise easily proven to be false? I guess the idea is to "bring back God" but drop that one pesky commandment.

2006-06-23 07:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 0 4

OH my goodness gracious did we cause global warming at all???
What exactly is a Neo Darwin???
Did you know that Microbiology (which didn't really exist when your god "darwin" was blabbing) Has proved that evolution could not have taken place as he stated>>???>>
Did you also know that darwin stated repeatedly that, although animals evolve to better suit their environment. there is no way life could have started without a higher being to have set us in the right path???
The question you are referring to is not a bad one. He presented an observation than since there has been the decline of and persecution of religion in America. The crime rate and rate of retarded people in this country has gone way way up. For you to deny it, as an observation, shows your lack of ability to think for yourself. You probably need to see a chart or a graph to show the direct correlation, which you would then say was fixed.
To answer his question do you not see the correlation???
The fact is people like you don't want to see it because then you will be held accountable for your actions and or be Judged by people who live their lives without using people for a momentary gratification.

2006-06-23 07:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rox 3 · 0 0

Considering global warming is generally caused by those proclaiming to be devout to God, I think the reverse might be true: removing God from secular schools has likely been all that has kept the world from bursting outright into flames!!! Lord knows He doesn't need more fundie Christians misrepresenting Him to more poor children.

2006-06-23 07:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by PALADIN 5 · 0 0

Everybody knows that global warming is caused by the decline of Pirates in the world.

2006-06-23 07:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by happyharrytick 3 · 0 0

I thought global warming is actually caused by the friction resulting from thumping bibles!?

Wow. How could have I been so wrong? I should probably repent, but I can't stop laughing...

2006-06-23 07:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by I.Am.The.Storm. 4 · 0 0

No Jim, the decreasing number of pirates is the direct cause of global warming.

2006-06-23 07:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I bet that did play a role in Global Warming

God does have his way of executing Judgements

2006-06-23 07:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by MrCool1978 6 · 0 0

God created global warming when he created farts.

(small price to pay for a few good laughs)

2006-06-23 07:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0 0

Ok smarty... youre not embarrassing anyone but yourself. Stop bashing him on his question. His whole point was put God back into the school system. I happen to agree with him.

2006-06-23 07:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0 0

I don't believe in global warming.

2006-06-23 07:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by pennypincher 7 · 0 0

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