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Like, Jesus is god right? So god has always been. Yet Jesus was born cos when he was the holy ghost he screwed his mother and she had him ?

2006-06-23 05:59:52 · 9 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It's people like you that seriously annoy the crap out of me. Get a dayjob will ya.

2006-06-23 06:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

You do comprehend that Jesus of Nazareth advance into assumed to be born interior the summertime months, that the 'smart adult men' did no longer incredibly pass to the newborn until he advance into between 2 and 3 years of age, and that he advance right into a guy, no longer a god??? The wintry climate solstice advance right into a pagan holiday, no longer a Christian one. The Christmas party advance into observed in December to create a Christian holiday as a substitute of an evil pagan one.... Oh, so, NO...i did no longer deliver Jesus a Birthday/Christmas card.

2016-10-31 08:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Mary told Jesus that there was just too much commotion at Christmas so he celebrates his half-birthday on June 25th.

2006-06-23 06:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by chunkymonkey 3 · 0 0

Your an ***! Did you know that? I cant wait till your little friends come and get you when you die. You must be a sorry *** loser sitting at a computer all day. Dont mock God it will only come back and bite you in your ***!

2006-06-23 06:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by sicilygal2581 3 · 0 0

Both birthday card and X'mas card.

2006-06-23 07:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by plastic star 3 · 0 0

No.They celebrate chaunakkah.Or whatever.They're jewish.

Hee hee.Funny question man!

2006-06-23 06:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They've both been dead for thousands of years. Otherwise, you're lame joke would have had something.

2006-06-23 06:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by yogabbagabba 5 · 0 0

This whole trinity thing has you really messed up doesn't it? If you don't understand it, don't humiliate yourself by insulting others!

2006-06-23 06:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Punky 4 · 0 0

mofo

2006-06-23 06:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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