What's the most drunk you've ever been?

Answer 1

I was at a wedding in April. Apparently I threw a wine glass on the dance floor, then fell down. Then I decided I needed more booze. I couldn't find an empty glass, so I found a full one and dumped it on the dessert tray, then proceeded to fill it with more wine. On the way home I was with my boyfriend in the backseat "stage whispering" how much I love him and wanted to sleep with him right there. My sisters in the front seat were laughing. When I got into my bedroom (my childhood bedroom in my parents' house, since the wedding was in my hometown) I fell on a doll crib and got a doozy of a bruiesy right next to my eye. I woke up the next morning STILL DRUNK and had to go downstairs and act sober for the brunch my Mom was hosting. Oh, the shame!! But it was also kinda fun. When drinking, watch out for those sudden gusts of gravity!!

Answer 2

When i was 15 i drunk myself into a coma, i was in hospital for 4 days and came pretty close to dying. I drunk a bottle of vodka. I have been arrested 9 times for being drunk, have been hospitalized 5 times and have broken 7 bones from falls.

Answer 3

I was so drunk I entered a wet shirt contest and halfway through it, I decided to rip my shirt off, so I was just standing there without my top on in a crowd full of people!!! I was getting cheered on, so I went ahead and took off my skirt, and I was only wearing a thong. I was getting all into the song dancing and stuff, practically being a stripper, and when the contest was over, my friend had to carry me off the stage. I won the whole thing though, and that made me 400 dollars richer! i was just soooo embrassed the next day when i realized what i did.

Answer 4

I got so drunk one night with my ex and a friend of ours that I forgot which dude I was with and I was grabbing our friend's balls and *** and I kept french kissing him my ex didn't say a word I think he enjoyed the show at the time.I cant remember if we got it on or not no one ever said, but after that night my ex would throw that in my face every time we had an argument, even though I warned both of them that I get horny when I'm drunk and I take off my clothes.

Answer 5

i went to Bulgaria and i started drinking a litre and a half bottle of local liquor at 1:00 o'clock in the afternoon at the side of the pool.

i was so drunk i started knocking my drink out my own hand. i think i fell asleep on a public bench as i cant remember 6 hours of the day.

after id finished the bottle i went for some food at the restaurant i threw up in front of 300 people then i fell asleep at 9:00 o'clock , after that i had a game of pool with my mates and lost with 7 balls still on the table.

Answer 6

The most drunk? Umm probably on my 21st, I got plastered! I literally couldn't walk,Luckily I was with my friends so one of them carried me to a taxi! I can remember up until about 1am and after that it's a blank.I woke up the next day with the hangover from hell and some interesting stories from my so called friends about my behaviour the night before! Needless to say I watch how much I drink now.

Answer 7

Drinking Everclear in college.I got so wasted that I couldn't find the bathroom and peed in my roomates closet on/in his cowboy boots. Later that night when I managed to get into the loft,I fell out of bed and landed on the floor 7 feet below.I never woke up,but in the morning I wondered why I was sleeping on the floor and why I hurt so much.

Answer 8

not very. someone asked me why him and i were so smart and i said 'because were white'...i was in a room full of black people. LOL! So that wasnt very 'smart'. Also once I threw up during a drinking game, mixed beer and liquor..ugh! I learned the hard way. BUt those are the only 2 times

Answer 9

lovely..are you racist.. or just you cannot read.. what does your comment have to do with the question of being drunk.

She might be drunk now!... it to early to be ignornant and wasted!


I have never been completely wasted..but I did throw up in my car and almost fall out in the middle of 2nd street one day.. so yeah............I guess you could say I was drunk, I know I was definatley lit...

Answer 10

I haven't. I see what others go through when drunk, and fail to see how it could possibley be fun. And how do they know it is fun??? They never remember it the next day! I refuse to test my limits and lose control of myself. I respect myself to much to do that.