Best I've ever heard are: 'Keep shouting, sir - we'll find you!', 'A bit more throttle on that and you would have started.' and 'You'll have to pay for that now you've broken it.'
If you can beat those you get 10 points.
2006-06-23 02:12:17 · 20 answers · asked by durulz2000 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"and your last name?"
2006-06-23 06:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by babaloo 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
My 3 year old grand daughter said to me after she farted, " Nana, did you hear that? My butt can talk!" She did this of course, in the line at the supermarket.....everyone laughed so hard.
2006-06-23 02:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Twistedtweedy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Father's Day, when her Dad farted, my daughter said" Dad, I'd just like to say " You're a great farter! oops, I meant Father.
2006-06-23 02:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by Karen L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my girlfriend farted during a quiet moment while visiting a synagogue, she loudly said, "Let EVERYTHING that has breathe...praise the L-rd!"
2006-06-23 02:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever my 3 year old hears someone fart, she tells them that they have to go use the potty now.
2006-06-23 02:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well once i saw someone pretend to snatch their fart out of the air and toss it out the window. that was pretty funny.
2006-06-23 04:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little thunder from down under
2006-06-23 03:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need a bigger boyfriend
2006-06-23 02:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, the voice has changed, but the breath remains the same!
2006-06-23 02:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have exorcised the demon - this body is clear now
2006-06-23 02:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why honey even your fart smells like potpourri
2006-06-23 04:37:47 · answer #11 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋