All the organs of the body were trying to decide who was the one that should b in charge.
the brain , "because I run all the body's systems,
the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over the body"
the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "
and then the rectum said, i should b "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic . In the end They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
What is The Moral of the story,
first correct answer gets 10 points.
2006-06-23 01:23:01 · 10 answers · asked by glittershelly 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
The person in charge is always full of #@$&! (crap).
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2006-06-23 01:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by mikemadie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is ridiculous. The body is a SYSTEM. All the parts and organs have to work together. So even if the stomach, the brain or the blood or the rectum stop working the body will fail. There's no "Boss". Its just a team.
2006-06-23 01:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember but it's got something to do with you just have to be an a** hole. This answer is killing me because I posted this joke once as an answer and now I can even remember.
2006-06-23 01:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the moral of the story is, at least to me as follows:
You never see who or what is really more important if you're always too busy making yourself important.
2006-06-23 01:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Aidan316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The asshole is usually in charge.
2006-06-23 01:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by ashleyligon1967 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't have to be smart or important to be in charge, just be an asshole
I've seen this before
2006-06-23 01:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by bchylik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boss is always an asshole.
2006-06-23 01:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by ankur_ak2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you dont need to be a brain to be the boss....just an asshole!
2006-06-23 01:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every work should be respected no matter how bad or dirty it looks
2006-06-23 01:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by homi_sahas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the vagina is in charge.
2006-06-29 14:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by synn632 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋