Ath: Do you really believe in all that God stuff?
Ch: Yes I do.
Ath: What even the Bible?
Ch: Yes all of it.
Ath: So you actuall believe that Jesus walked on water?
Ch: Yes.
Ath: What even Noah?
Ch: Yes even Noah.
Ath: Surley you don't believe the story of Jonah?
Ch: Yes I do.
Ath: What that he spent a few days in the belly of a giant fish?
Ch: Yes.
Ath: But How can you believe that he did that? Thats impossible.
Ch: Well when I die and go to heaven I can ask him if its all true can't I?
Ath: What if he isn't in heaven what if Jonah's burning in hell?
Ch: Well you can ask him then.
2006-06-22 23:15:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have you noticed that the atheist don't thnk this joke is funny
2006-06-28 08:34:35 · update #1
that is a very funny question, and it makes a very good point too!! lol, its a real pity that i will forget it in about half an hour!!
2006-06-22 23:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Blonde-Thoughts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is in case SweetCakes ever reads the rest of the responses:
The world-wide flood of Noah's day could not have been based on the Australians because:
1-The Bible says that all of the mountains were covered, and that the water level was 20 feet above the tallest mountain. Water can't just be high in one area.
2-God said that He destroyed ALL land creatures that weren't on the ark- so the Australians wouldn't be around to tell the story unless they were one of the 8 on the ark.
3-if you have questions about this, check out
www.answersingenesis.org
www.worldwideflood.com
www.noahs-ark.net
www.icr.org
The Christian in the joke hopefully responded next with explaining the Gospel, and praying that God would save the athiest.
2006-06-27 23:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by crunkestbeatisGods 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit of trivia for you. I was watching a programme about a place in Austrialia where it only rains every 40 or 60 years, well if some people were unfortunate to build their homes here then the rain came and washed them away d'ya think this where they could've linked up the Noah story from.
Yes i am a Christian and my son is called Noah, what a laugh hey?
2006-06-23 06:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetcakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist does not believe in hell either,so he would not have asked the last question.
2006-06-27 03:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 points taken away
2006-06-23 06:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-06-23 06:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by JF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-06-23 15:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-06-23 06:38:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one funny joke.
2006-06-23 07:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... that's not a question... but funny enough to drag me here to gain 2 points.
2006-06-23 06:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by The anti-emo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋