EMBARRASING stories contest. i know it's not really a question but...?

Question

i'm really bored and feel like laughing at someone ifyour story is funny iwill rate it in the details thingy,if it sucks,i'll leaveitalone, remember to go back to the question and see if i rated your answer. *THE MOST EMBARRASING STORY GETS BEST ANSWER*

Pvt. Andrew Malone's story gets a 7. these story's suck!!

Answer 1

I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile.

Answer 2

When I was in fifth grade all the classes of that grade went to the swimming pool at the high school for gym. I had just gotten my period and didnt know what it was, I thought Oh I cut myself big deal. So I went to the shower and then out to the pool. Well a girl in my class noticed I was bleeding and yelled to the Teacher " Mrs. Tolan Rachel is bleeding down her leg." the teacher came over and looked at me and said you have your first period. well normally this would not be too bad but she yelled it to the entire pool. The life guard had to take me into the locker room and explain what to do. By the time I got back to school I had male and female teachers coming up to me shaking my hand and saying congrats you are now a women. Then if that was not bad enough the girls in my grade and then some would constantly ask what it felt like to have it.

Answer 3

A girl was invited to a date. She wanted to be really sexy, so she put on a short skirt, that barely covered her butt. Underneath, she wore very sheer thongs. She also chose a strapless top and extremely high heels. When she arrived to the restaurant, she notticed that her boyfriend was with his friends. She stumbled on the heels. Her skirt went up, leaving her totally uncovered. Her top went down and her breasts came out. All the people in the restaurant were laughing at her and she didn't knew what to do next: to try to stand up, to put her skirt or her top in the right place.

Answer 4

I was waiting for the bus on my way home from work one eve. during a big down pour of rain, the bus arrived and I hopped on, paid my fare, the bus was full with no seat available, so, I braced myself as the bus took off with a jerk, still standing, I reached out and grabbed the pole on the "side seat" in front of me and held on as the driver raced onto the nearby freeway, after he exited the fwy. a couple of passengers got off the bus,as I was about to go take the vacant seat nearby I noticed that the pole I was holding was`nt a bus seat pole, "but instead,"it was a blind mans cane ! which he had placed "standing" upon the seat between his legs, holding it ever so firm that it never moved when I grabbed it to support me as I stood in front of his seat, "OH MY GOD", I CROAKED," I`M SO SORRY" !as I released his cane, His face was grim like a stone, and all eyes were on me, as I humbly took the vacant seat.

Answer 5

well this actually happened to my husband ...
He was on a vollyball team and was at a match ( mind you my husband is very competative) and he went to set the ball and he started to do a split well as he split so did his pants and all the family jewels where just hanging in the wind ... lol
He preceeded to play the game with my pink sweatshirt tied around his waist ...

Answer 6

I was in the mental hospital, and I really like the male nurse there. I was in love, even, but that's another story.

Anyhow, my medication was off one night, and I landed myself in the quiet room where there was a bed.

I had a lot of time to think, but I was bored, and then suddenly, incredibly horny. I started to do something thinking of him.
While I was doing that, he came into the room, and caught me.

Worst night ever.

Answer 7

Oh my God. Ok, one day at school, I had a huge red stain on my pants and I walked up to the front of the class to turn in my paper (I didn't know it was there!) and my friend saw it and ran up behind me to cover it up! I don't know if anybody saw it or not but who cares?!?! It's over and done now!

Answer 8

i was at a job interview and i farted. i tried my best not to let one go and thought that if i let it out in spurts, the sound would be less audible. i was wrong. my fart machine gunned in 3 round bursts and echoed in the room. thaank god it did not smell. this happened yesterday

Answer 9

i was looking out the window when all of a sudden the BOOGY MAN came out of nowhere!!!! lol.....(im tired).....B..O..O..G..Y..M..A..N.....ME=WEIRDNESS

Answer 10

DEUCE