mrng peeps!!! Y does he always do tht?

Question

Husband: Oh, come on.

Wife: Leave me alone!

Husband: It won't take long.

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh, yes.

Wife: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.

Answer 1

Way to GoGo!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laughs.........

Heres one for you-

A torrential rain soaked South Louisiana, and the resulting flood waters came up about 6 feet. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. She saw it repeatedly float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband's. I told him he was going to cut the grass today come hell or high water!"

Answer 2

Next time beg him to go get tampons during the Superbowl or other big event equivalent. Be sure to tell him if he loves you he will do it ; )

Answer 3

goco! good morning! LOL..thx thx for the laughs :D

Answer 4

Oh my God

Answer 5

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Answer 6

LMAO

Answer 7

lol...