2006-06-22 20:38:44 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
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2006-06-22 20:39:50 · update #1
I have two great memories: One was probably the most embarrassing as well as one of the most hilarious; It was 5th grade and I was in one of those small outside (trailer like) buildings for a class, well I had one of those silent but deadly types. I let it loose and it was one of the smelliest that I have EVER produced! The class was practically chocking and tearing up from the fumes. I still laugh so hard thinking about this, a little payback for all those rich snobs I went to school with. The second was when me and my brother were wrestling around, he sat on my back and I started laughing, every time that I laughed I would fart, and once I got started, I just couldn't stop.
2006-06-22 20:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by sylvergyrlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was on the trampaline and everytime I landed a little more came out. Plus the many of times I have litten my farts up and also the throwing the cover over my gf head when I have farted and also the real rotten ones. Once my friend farted and my other friends eyes started to water, It was hilarous. I started a club in high school called the ring stinger club (farts that sting the ring) and when ever we farted we would say OUCH! afterwards
The most embarrassing was when I just meet this girl and I had drank a bit of beer and I was farting all night long ( I even went to the toilet 4 times to let a few off) later we talked about it and she thought that when she first meet me she did think that I farted a lot.
Also I once tried to light a fart at a mates house and it was a wet one and everyone was gathered around and heard the juices. I ran straight to the toliet.
2006-06-22 20:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by steven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most memorable fart experience happened in 1994. I worked as an assistant manager for a medium-sized print shop. I had just made a delivery to the twelth floor of the library and was exiting via elevator. All alone as the doors closed and shortly after eating a Rueben (all that saurkraut, you know!), I ripped a deadly one that could peel paint from the wall. I couldn't wait to get off at the first floor! The elevator started its descent but within seconds stopped on the eleventh floor and the doors opened. A woman, about twenty years old, entered and pushed the button. She stood over my left shoulder as we continued travelling downward. I casually looked over my left shoulder only to see her with her eyes closed tightly and cheeks puffed out, and her face turning red. As soon as the doors opened, she RAN out the front door and about the first hundred feet down the sidewalk before she stopped and bent over and tried to hyperventilate. By time I got back in the van (with company logo and all) I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes and could barely see. Twelve years later, it is still the most memorable, and funniest, farting situation I've ever been in.
2006-06-23 02:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most memorable fart (however, it was not a fart) was when my two young daughters and my boyfriend at the time and I were at our favorite Chinese food restaurant. The seat were vinyl and of course I was wearing shorts. I had just sat down from getting my plate from the buffet and was adjusting myself in the booth when the motion of me moving around on the vinyl caused a sound that really sounded like a loud fart. Immediately my oldest daughter spoke up very load and pointed at me saying "Mama, you farted!!!" The whole restaurant heard it and I was totally embarrassed.
2006-07-06 02:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by pacifia1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I rip a nice loud one off. I usually say " Had to kick'em out he wasnt paying the rent". Similarily, my father when he would fart really loudly would say " Thats your brother talking to you!" Which would make me crack up to no end. One of my most memorable would be back in elementary school. Whenever I needed to release some gas I would go sharpen my pencil at the pencil sharpener that was hanging on the wall. Anyway I did this and it was a really raunchy fart , ( the kind that just hangs there) and I left the pencil sharpener and lo and behold up walks another classmate to sharpen his pencil. The look on his face was indescribable as he started to gag on the fumes!!!
2006-07-06 06:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by mercynomore4473 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most memorable fart was in the check out line in a grocery store. This really weird guy was standing directly behind me, within two inches--totally invading my space. I told him several times to back up, but he refused. I had been holding it in, but decided to release it. He not only backed off, but went to another line altogether. I'm telling you, this was biological warfare at its finest.
The most embarrassing fart only happened in a bad dream (thank goodness). I was in class at college and an announcement came that we would have to evacuate the building due to a possible bio-hazzard and the person next to me just said, "Don't worry, that was just Jill." I am very careful who I sit next to now.
2006-06-22 20:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jill W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most memorable. My present boyfriend (we have been together over a year and were best friends for a year before that). The first time I ever farted around him, I waited till he was bent over something and I farted on his head, loudly. It was delightful.
2006-07-06 10:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
most memorable:
I was laying on the floor and my boyfriend who weighs more than me jumps on top of me and starts tickling me to the point i just couldnt take it anymore, so i just meant to do a little one to get him off me, but the pressures made it come out huge and he was off me so fast u would have thought my skin was rotting.
most embaressing.
I fart under pressure. And this one time I was having a serious conversation with someone and I was crying. And then I bent downto get a tissue, and I let one rip accidently. The friend got mad becasue he thought I wasnt taking things seriously.
2006-07-06 03:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy in train wanted to ease real descreetly, so farted when the train entered the tunnel, thinking the sound would get absorbed.
Poor fellow did`nt know what to do with the smell.
2006-06-22 20:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by bharat b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most memorable came while watching GW get sworn into the Presidency for the 2nd time...at the end of the swearing in I farted...I guess you could say it was appropriate...
My most embarassing? In the middle of my marriage ceremony to my ex husband...
2006-07-04 17:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋