I like to think that the top spot goes to the SBDs --silent-but-deadly
The long drawn out reverbrating fart (LDORF) is good and you can really enjoy it when alone--since it is mostly benign i.e. bereft of deadly odor and makes good music.
The timid silent farts--(oh! WHAT?? It wasnt me) that sneak into the world like a sly animal--those are abominable--although they have their use in offices and meetings.
Can you describe other Fart types? WHat is your favourite??
2006-06-22 20:30:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ripper.. of course.
2006-06-22 20:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by tansyangeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The morning fart: It happens when you wake up in the morning and usually serves as a wake up call for the rest of the house. They are loud, but usually odorless emissions from the night's digestion.
The hot chili fart: You ate some really hot chili peppers last night on a dare. You get up in the morning and need to sh*t pretty badly. You fart and then the sh*t juice sprays all over your butthole. It burns like hell and won't stop. The gas is so acidic that it burns your nose when you smell it. The fart is nice compared to the sh*t that follows.
2006-06-28 17:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is the PIORHAMMP....pushed it out really hard and messed my pants. That is the one that my husband does at least 6 times a year. Some people never learn.
2006-07-05 02:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by poobear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the kind where the duration, stench and volume are irrelevant because I am just happy to have sat on somebody's leg
2006-07-03 18:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My. I would have to say it's the one that my friend does when she thinks no one is around. She walks, lifts her leg, lets it rip then she looks around b/c everyone heard it. Including the neighbor that was taking out the trash......
2006-07-05 06:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lynda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fart with a prize. self explanatory
2006-06-29 20:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by angelofjersey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shameless one....or the lose-a-friend bomb. It was my dad's specialty...loud and shameless...no hesitation...just straight bam...bam...bam...at least three of them (to make sure everyone heard)...he dropped them at the most inappropriate moments...for example in a fine dining restaurant...or while walking past a crowd of tourists....and then he would put his arm around my Mom and say loud for everyone to hear, " It's ok. sweetie...it can happen." (and this was in Germany...can you imagine?)
2006-06-23 03:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hear I sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh!t, but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and sh!t my pants
2006-06-23 03:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One that the guy or gal two blocks away lets.
2006-07-05 00:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink.
I come here to scratch my ba!!$,
and read all this bullshit written on the walls.
2006-06-23 04:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sneezing fart!!! fun to laugh at everytime!
2006-06-23 10:45:02 · answer #11 · answered by sexxymexxy926 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋