you are who u are
2006-06-22 19:14:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes. Yes you can. But first you must complete .............. "The Test"!
First you will need to go to your local post office and fill out a DOD form 3452.68A, Which is the application for.... "The test", and send it to the IRS. If your severe audit comes back okay, then you begin.
First you will bet taken from your home or place of business and moved to a deserted island in the south pacific. You will come to a big tree. Not the red one, the other one. On the 4th branch up, there is a parrot. You must sing for him either "Heartbeat", by David Hasslehoff, or "Party All the Time", by Eddie Murphy. Having seranaded said parrot, he will probably fall asleep. If not, sing better.
Once the parrot is asleep, climb up the tree and grab him. He'll defacate a mutanagenic acid on you. Now if your arms change into crab claws, well..... thanks for playing. But if you sprout tentacles, move on to the next round.
If you have the green tentacles, you can drop the parrot, but if you have purple, hang on to him. You will move south by southeast twoards the necrophiliac cannibals. If your tentacles are green, just tell them you have asian flu, and you're good, and give them the parrot if you want the bonus prize, and if you have the purple tentacles, they'll kill you by eating you and then sodomize your corpse, unless you still have the parrot to exchange for your life.
Now go and fight the spider people who occupy the heart of the necrophiliac villiage, and kill their leader. Then cut off his head, and present it to the necro-cannibal chieftan. He'll give you a gold ticket, allowing you to party down with the inhabitants of the Island of Great sodomy.
After your super fun weekend, you will have all the credentials to be gay. It will be reflected on your passport, as well as your taxes,and possibly your car, but thats a regional thing.
In any case, yes. You can be gay, but the real question is, SHOULD you be gay? But thats not what you asked so you got a dumb story to answer your question.
2006-06-22 19:48:04
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answered by Anonymous
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What a gay question.
2006-06-22 20:26:53
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answered by abel_seeman 2
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You are. Just asking that makes you gay.
2006-06-23 05:44:54
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answered by .:Sea:. 1
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Not only a gay.
2006-06-22 20:31:55
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answered by Anonymous
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It all depends... who do you most enjoy having (or imagine having) sex with?
If it's mainly men, then there's a good possibility that you're gay. If it's mainly women, then you're most likely straight. If it's both equally, then you're bisexual my friend.
You may find (like me) that you are somewhat attracted to one gender, but mostly to another. Sexuality isn't black white and grey (gay, straight or bi) but is a whole spectrum of colours. Don't pigeon hole yourself into one category, experiment and find out what you enjoy the most.
2006-06-22 19:20:04
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answered by Chryss 4
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yes. If you chose to be. Some people say that you are born gay. However, it is you're choice. Do men turn you on?
You will never know unless you try it.
2006-06-22 19:17:16
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answered by kellbell 3
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It's a personal choice. Most importantly, do you want to be gay?
2006-06-22 19:50:13
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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You Can Be What ever..That isn't rite thou.You are who you were meant to be once your on your own.You take what you have and expand on what you like so far.Seak out what or who you would like to be.Mimmic,copy,study etc. your foucus on the the child in you will initiate change.Your in the drive .Get good instructions.The adult in you must take charge and lead the child .
2006-06-22 19:41:17
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answered by JohnGeneUs 2
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I dont know can you. If your doubting your sexuality yes your probably gay .
2006-06-22 19:15:49
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answered by Anonymous
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one who is already a gay can sat this
2006-06-22 19:27:40
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answered by vinay 2
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