2006-06-22 18:59:09 · 14 answers · asked by SKiii 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
It saw what Congress did today and wanted to commit suicide
2006-06-22 19:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
becos the dumb public servants built a road that cut across the chicken's yard after he refused the relocation offer to move to the duck pond.
2006-06-23 02:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.......u c, he and this hen,and her chick, were walking down along the road, when some guy came along in his car & tried 2 lure thechick into his vehicel, the hen got really mad & started 2 flog the guy, crossing the road 2 do so. guy ran 2 his car & sped off. but they did gethis plate number, it read.........predue 1.
2006-06-23 02:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by big foot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In search of the next step to their inevitable demise!
2006-06-23 02:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by jessygalvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the Frogs day Off. OOps sorry, to get stuffed?
2006-06-23 02:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly,TX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because another chicken did the same thing 100 yrs before....so HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
2006-06-23 02:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the grass was greener on the other side.
2006-06-23 02:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show the possum it could be done. (yall might not get that if you don't have possums where you live)
2006-06-23 03:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by JFra472449 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So people could ask this questions in stupid riddles.
2006-06-23 02:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by nyasasmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the traffic light was green?
2006-06-23 02:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by princess.of.spice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋