my cat is really lazy and i have 3 jobs and he doesn't do anything. he calls my cell all day demanding things. he refuses to help out with the bills and all he does is play MY Xbox all day, that i paid for. i've tried talking to him about this but he's so hard to talk to when he's drunk. what a jerk.
2006-06-22 18:50:15 · 20 answers · asked by DFA79 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
oh i so did NOT adopt him. he was forced upon me by my cousin.....
2006-06-22 18:53:25 · update #1
just to clarify.....i'm freaking kidding....take a joke guys!
2006-06-22 18:56:06 · update #2
yes you should, why should you work all day to support your cat. tell em to pick up his whiskers and find some work to help out around the house ...or throw him out - him and his friskees that YOU brought!
2006-06-22 18:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What do you thing that dead mouse on your step was about? And your favorite chair has that new "ultra shredded" look? (helping decorate) That pile of fur on your bed spread, keeps you warm doesn't it? And that way he wakes you up so you don't get into a routine of sleeping into late! He stares at you until you comb your hair or move out of HIS way. His foot prints on your car so guys will say " Oh you have a Kitty?". See that is all rent! As for the drinking stop leaving your opens laying around! Please a cat can't open a bottle that would be just silly! He has to sleep you are very hard to look after and keep out of trouble! It takes at least 16 hours a day to stay on top of the game!
2006-06-23 02:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I want to know is, how in the heck did you manage to catch him doing these things!?!? I have tried endlessly to get my cat in trouble to no avail. Things are out of place when we get home, and there he lays all innocent and lazy and what-not, ya know??
I have to warn you- mine may have been conspiring against us. Take heed.
2006-06-23 01:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Inquisitive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to stop drinking... once you sober up you'll realize your cat is a real bad lover and you should just dump him in the nearest pet pound.
2006-06-23 01:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by biogeek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a good beating once in awhile or hang around other cats to get him jealous. He'll come to his senses soon!
2006-06-23 01:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my cat is already trying to do this. But I'm not sure I need the partly dead things (mice, moths, beetles, small snakes) she brings back for me.
2006-06-23 01:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by quietfive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should. If he doesn't kick his hairy butt out.
All the 'pet me', 'play with me', then he runs around rubbing up on stuff marking territory....what a poo head
I just got an idea...tempt him with cat nip then throw it out the door, window, etc. and when he follows it lock the door/window/etc......don't worry cat's always land on their feet....I saw that on the Catwoman movie.
2006-06-23 01:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by sphere_68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Judging by the ones I've known, it it probably smug enough!
2006-06-23 01:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by thousandheirs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh??? wth? im just makin this clear im answering this cuz i think its kinda weird n cuz i get 2 points lol well like they sed good luck with that
2006-06-23 01:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the rental from ur cousin or drop the cat back at his place.....
2006-06-23 01:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by d3wanG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋