If you walked into your home and your dog was chillin on your favorite seat drinking YOUR beer...........what do you think he would say?
2006-06-22 18:02:25 · 19 answers · asked by Chef 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
"Hey! You're home. I got the beer thing down but I can't operate the romote...can you change the channel please? Oh, and I chewed your favorite socks...I got a little carried away with the beer and I puked in the closet. Have fun cleaning it up! You still love me though, right?" Trust me! Sometimes I feel that they do this already!
2006-06-22 18:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by Cassie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Hey dude! This beer is great! Sorry if I took your free time and stole your beer but hey don't blame me! Do you think you could get some more beer from the store? Dude this seat is comfortable! Glad you bought it! Hey don't be mad, you'll get your turn!"
2006-06-23 01:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Questioner 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The female would say " No, I will not go outside, I'm resting, I've only had 16 hrs of sleep today".
The male would say "Ah, where does that vet live, you know the one who cut my nuts, I just want to pay him a friendly little visit".
2006-06-23 01:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just chillin', watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
2006-06-23 01:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by icekey87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ****! You caught me. Want a beer, the footy's on?
2006-06-23 01:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you and next time get import
2006-06-23 01:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your blocking the tv! Move it
2006-06-23 01:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's about time you got here. Now come over here and scratch my tummy.
2006-06-23 02:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by charleedude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir, why have you torture me to wait for your return home from your odd job?
2006-06-23 01:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo'get me another beer
2006-06-23 02:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by dee30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋