When Depends isn't an intransitive verb anymore!
2006-06-22 17:28:41 · 30 answers · asked by sharpayevans_hsm 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know a child is young when they talk about their age as five AND A HALF! or ten AND THREE QUARTERS!
You know you're getting old when 44 becomes "I'm in my early forties" or 58 is "I'm in my mid-fifties."
You know you are old when you look all over the house for your teeth, and after an hour, you realize they're in your mouth.
2006-06-22 19:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the car stereo is too loud!
When pizza is no longer breakfast...and breakfast is no longer at 2pm.
When the cinema is for watching movies, not making out!
When a stationwagon is cool to drive.
When you start getting up at 6am and stop going to bed then!
When you talk to a kid and don't understand a word they said!
When you can afford top-shelf scotch, not cask wine from the supermarket.
When you think the couch looks shabby - no longer the best place to spend the weekend!
2006-06-22 18:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bert from Oz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When 4 30 becomes dinnertime and 7 00 pm becomes bedtime.
2006-06-22 17:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by optionseeker1989 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not when your body hurts, or you need glasses, or when you do things slower. You get old when things like aches, needing glasses, and slowing down, makes you feel sad/depressed that you're 'aging'.
2006-06-22 18:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by SharkPrincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're idea of exercising is going out to get the mail.
2006-06-22 20:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) when you take a nap at noon and decide it would be easier just to stay there than actually get up
2) WHEN HAIR STARTS TO GROW ON YOUR FEET AD NOT ON YOUR HEAD
2006-06-22 18:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When u start asking those type of questions
2006-06-22 17:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by beastlurch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as the years fly by u kinda get the picture
2006-06-29 16:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by ladymay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with too many good memories to think of... u always tried to bring back the hands of time.
2006-06-22 17:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you start SOUNDING LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!!
"For all the things I have done for you. YOU can't do this one little thing for me."
"When I was your age..."
"Wait until your father gets home."
2006-06-22 17:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋