Because I just read this book, and he was featured in it. But is said some real rude libelous things in there. I was thinking perhaps we could get together and sue this publishing company, I think they are called the Gideons, for defamation of character. Any ways have him call me, and we can work out the details.
2006-06-22 17:18:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
my homie, Satan! he my runnin dog. what you want with him? he is kinda bad with the whole legal, politics gig...but he can take their souls if you want. just give me they names, and ill just jet on over to my homies crib, and let him know. see if hes got time. he real good at soul stealing.
just playin. sorry dude, but Satan ain't real. trying to call him would be like writing a letter to Santa or praying to god. you might as well talk to a brick.
2006-06-22 17:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 7⤋
Greetings!...You seem to take Satan as some kind of joke. And that is precisely what he wants you to think...That he is a harmless myth,of no consequence to anyone. How sad for you. Is this what you call fun? Perhaps so. You are not amusing me,or most of the others out here at all. Oh,and God is not worried,threatened,or otherwise bothered by you,demons,Satan,or any other thing at all."Yawn"--Try bettering yourself,and leave the "I'm gonna shock 'em!" stuff alone.It's really quite a bore.
2006-06-22 17:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by snoopyyoukingcaptain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to hang out with him, but then he started smoking, and I just didn't like that, so i decided to hang with the J master, and now everything is jiggy. Good luck with the lawsuit though, cause I think you can only have a claim if it is your character that is being defamed (unless you is the Lu man, in which case, quit smoking you asshole, and good luck with the case).
2006-06-22 17:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen the episode where Yosemite Sam took the pitch fork out of the devils hands! So Satan is not in charge anymore!
2006-06-22 17:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. me and Satan kick it every Sunday at BK.
P.S.. the Number of the Beast isn't 666, it was mistranslated from Greek into our modern language to what we know as "666". The Number of the Beast is actually 616.
Research: http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11134
2006-06-22 17:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and satan get togeth on the weekend and drink some cold 40 but i dont think he want to sue he's actually a pretty peaceful guy
2006-06-22 17:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tom Fry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
St Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, oh prince of the heavenly host, thrust in to hell Satan and all evil souls who wander the earth for the ruin souls. Amen.
2006-06-22 17:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know him personally, but don't worry. . . if you really want to, you eventually will. Whether you'll think the subject so hilarious then, I rather doubt. But that's your affair. In the meantime I'd suggest a little more respect, though.
2006-06-22 17:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Billy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I don't know if there is any actual record of there being a satan...but you could probably go visit a church of satan and get more information about him...I don't know him personally or I would give you his number...well the website for the church of satan is listed below,
peace out.
2006-06-22 17:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by future_bioengineer05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan who? LOL...sorry, I don't believe in that concept.
Blessed Be!
Coven of Witches
http://www.thecovenofwitches.com
2006-06-22 17:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My birthday was on June 6 (i.e.: on 06/06/06) so he phoned to wish me a happy birthday. Too bad you didn't tell me before.
2006-06-22 17:21:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋