2006-06-22 17:12:14 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
confucios says..." one who go to bed with itchy butt,wake up with stinky finger"
"one who go to bed with hard on,wake up with rosey palm"
2006-06-22 17:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Crowded elevator smells different to midgets.
2.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
3.War does'nt determine who is right, war determine
who is left.
4. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
5.Man who scratches @$$ should not bite fingernails.
2006-06-23 00:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man with small man is a waste of space and can never get woman.
2006-06-25 01:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is to be
the meaning of death is no to be
to truly understand women, now that is the question!
2006-06-23 00:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got a fortune cookie that read: Confucius say, "Condemned man has eaten last meal."
2006-06-23 00:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Virginity like bubble...one prick all gone.
Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day.
2006-06-23 00:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by bass_god_09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baseball is a lie...a man with four balls cannot walk.
2006-06-23 01:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by sick_one47 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse...
2006-06-23 00:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by quasixonomo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who asks pointless questions will be granted pointless answers...*grins*
2006-06-23 00:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who live in glass house masterbate in basement.
2006-06-23 00:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋