2006-06-22 17:04:50 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It happened on a rainy sunday night... the rooster had just left for a long trip to find some job to feed the chicks once they hatched from the eggs. The chicken had just laid a dozen of them. Finding no means of transport... the rooster took a long walk... just when it was about to reach the station... he heard lots of shooting going on there... curious... it went to see what was going on... on reaching there... he saw the gangs having a war... it was just standing there and watching what he couldnt believe... when the sirens were heard and the gangs fled... leaving behind their guns... the rooster came close to the guns and picked them up to see what it was... not able to figure out how it worked... suddenly the lights flashed on him and he heard "Freeze! drop your weapon and put your hands up in the air"... the next thing poor guy knows he was under arrest and in prison... he was allowed just one call... so he called the chicken to come and bail him out.... the chicken... quickly called her sister to come and watch the eggs... she reached the prison on bus... the bus stand was on the other side of the road...
... so my dear friends... the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side to go to the prison to bail her hubby out.
The long part is always left out by the storytellers to make things short and simple... sometimes... its the long parts in life that are more interesting and hold the reasons or answers to our queries..
Lets all remember to keep it looong and difficult... instead of just short and simple.
2006-06-22 19:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ummmm... Well, one day the chicken went to a place and applied for a job. He got the job which happened to be across the street from where he lived. So the chicken crossed the road to go to work and get paid. Mony is what drives the chicken, that's why he crossed the road. All other answers are invalid.
Chicken Boy > Everyone else.
2006-06-25 04:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it is my understanding that you have to know the answer to the question of "Why did the pervert cross the road?" first. The answer is "because his d!ck was stuck in the chicken's @ss!!". So the chicken didn't cross the road voluntarily...I believe he was actually "humped" across the road.
2006-06-22 17:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was in it's way... But wait... Is a chicken he, or she... If a chick is a she, she's a hen then, I think... But if a chick is a he, then he's a rooster... Now if this so called chicken was a rooster, the answer is quite obvious... Like all males, he was lost and wouldn't stop to ask for directions... If however, this chicken was a hen, then like most females, not only will we never know the real reason, but more than likely, it's probably gonna be.......
SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO.... !!!!!
2006-06-22 17:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by RIBMASTER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cross a road with a chicken to make a hideous, unnatural road-chicken hybrid!!!!
2006-06-22 17:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are asking the wrong question. You should ask why would he not want to cross the road.
2006-06-22 17:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ipshwitz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken had to cross to get to the other side.
no one really knows what is on the other side, but still he crossed
to avoid being dinner i guess.. lol :)
2006-06-22 17:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by *rocker chic* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go..........cross the road yourself & ask the chicken...it's no use sitting here & asking question in yahoo!A
2006-06-22 20:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go ask Chicken boy.
2006-06-24 18:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy, get a chicken and have it cross the road, then you'll have your answer.
2006-06-22 17:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋