2006-06-22 16:40:46 · 13 answers · asked by Jeff B 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
My cat has the job of keeping the elephants off the lawn. He must be doing his job very well. I haven't seen an elephant, nor elephant tracks, or elephant poop on the lawn for the past 10 years.
2006-06-22 16:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by rb_cubed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send the cat into a breeding program!
2006-06-22 23:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sunny Christian 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was wondering that myself. I keep telling her, she has to pay her own way. Yet after 15 1/2 yrs shes still unemployed!!! LOL
2006-06-22 23:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your cat can be a double for the cat on the tv show "Sabrina, the teenage witch"
2006-06-23 00:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by happymixer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, cats love sit sit on their asses all day and watch other ppl do stuff for them...
how bout a job in management? lol
2006-06-22 23:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by midwestboy15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably so, but it won't be pulling a sled. Dogs do that, but cats are way too smart!! ha-ha
2006-06-22 23:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i'm sure he/she is doing his job just fine, laying around being cat-like. damn, i wanna be a cat....
2006-06-22 23:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by Jones 4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww this question is cute! How about professional mouse catcher?
2006-06-23 00:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tuna taster or dog aggrivater seem to be the top 2
2006-06-22 23:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't buy Iams.
http://www.iamscruelty.com/
2006-06-23 01:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by Star-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋