Any suggestions? All the good names are taken. It's fun. We get to stone people and my members give me 10% of all their earnings. For an extra $10 a guy will whack on the head and say your healed. Also every friday we get to have a protest outside Long John Silver's as per scripture: Eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10)
2006-06-22 16:34:46 · 30 answers · asked by korngoddess1027 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Soga that's way to long of a name. Can you shorten it to somehting catchyer?
2006-06-22 16:50:27 · update #1
Hmm...Well, do what other bullshit religions have done: name it after your religion's savior, which I suppose would be you. Don't martyr yourself though. That can't be fun.
2006-06-22 16:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Testamentarity and followers called Testamentarians - because it seems all of what you are talking about comes from what Christians call the Old Testament
(except maybe the $10 whack on the head and your healed part).
Perhaps the Hebrew word for "Law" since it seems like you are all about upholding the "Law" of God.
Godism and followers are called Godists or Godians - I am assuming that belief in "God" is part of the religion. And since "God" is technically a name (it's a noun, or is commonly used as a noun). Godism, then, literally following the rules of English means "belief in God".
Tenism and followers are Tenists, Tenites, or Tenians - since there seems to be some commonality between the use of ten. Ten Commandments, 10% and your addition of $10. Or use the Hebrew word for Ten instead and add -ism. Or use another languages word for ten and add -ism.
2006-06-23 04:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by gabriel_zachary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello korngoddess1027.. :)
You can always look up Egypt and their religion..
The Pharaohs enjoyed starving and working God's chosen people to death, and raping their wives..you will also have to work for free..18 hours a day maybe longer, but you cannot say anything against your master, because you will be either severely beaten or killed..
You will not be given any chance to ask your masters for any money, because you have given them none..as for healings..that will be easy, just kill them with your whip with many stripes..after sometimes a very long unbearable beating, it will eventually kill them.. :(
You will not be able to eat any fish, meat..just the scraps given to the dogs..if you are lucky enough to get any.. :(
Looking at the above new religion..it may be just what you may want to start.. :(
As for me..I will stick with a Loving, forgiving, FAITH, that gives money, clothes and hope, to the needy, prays for the sick, visits those in prison, takes care of the elderly..
We pray for our enemies..and we do good to those that despite fully use us.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..
ADDITONAL:
I provided all the info..Now it is up to you to choose what to call it..for you are the founder not I..
2006-06-22 23:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brain-washers Anonymous.
2006-06-22 23:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Aussie Chick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christaphobics Anonymous!
2006-06-22 23:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silver Elephants...
2006-06-22 23:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The North Polians, whorshipping Santa Claus in all his glory.
2006-06-22 23:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by psicatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Actually I did like Ace 2006's answer....how about the Whackonites?
2006-06-22 23:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not turn to idols, for the Lord our God is the True God, the Father of the Son Jesus Christ, who came to die on the cross for our sins, because God so loved the world.
2006-06-22 23:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by Soga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last Chance to Send In your Dollar.org
2006-06-22 23:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with ACE 2006
2006-06-22 23:41:39 · answer #11 · answered by nitramgm2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋