You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first
2006-06-22 15:39:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
2006-06-22 15:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
How about this? You get people of different religions onto a plane. Each jumps off with a parachute, but one parachute has a hole in it. Everyone prays and jumps. Someone dies, unless their god saves them. You do it again. (Or you can get everyone to have a broken parachute and see who dies first or survives). You can also jump off a 10-story building.
You can also do the blaspheme thing. Get people of different religions on a plane and have them all jump (with working parachutes). Then have them all blaspheme on the way down and see who dies first. Because it's hypothetically closer to heaven and God, there's a greater chance of dying from blaspheme.
2006-06-22 16:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by King Yellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, but could you play, ASK the Government to Laser-Scan the Signature's on the Declaration of Independance and decode the SOUND VIBRATION's that were CAPTURED by the Drying Ink!!!!
We could hear what they were saying when they SIGNED IT!!!!
Came up with that'n, all by maself!!!!!!! Ditto!!!!!!
2006-06-22 17:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋