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Millions Of Stars
Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.
Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Joe?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
2006-06-22 14:54:28 · 14 answers · asked by None 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
made me laugh, thanks
2006-06-22 14:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx 4 da laugh
2006-06-22 15:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats humorous. my famous is approximately little johnny one sunday in sunday college, the instructor asked the little teenagers what is going to heaven first? so little suzy says the top with the aid of fact thats what you think of with. sturdy says the instructor. then little billy says your heart with the aid of fact thats what you adore with and the instructor says sturdy. then little johnny says the ft. the instructor says why? and he replies each and every morning i see my mom in mattress along with her ft interior the air yelling im comeing god im comeing hahaha :D
2016-10-31 08:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE. Never heard it, but its definitely a keeper!
2006-06-22 15:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jennica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH!! lol i thought it was quite funny... i've read it in an email b4..
2006-06-22 14:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by angelchic1706 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before its still funny though
2006-06-22 15:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by c00ynthia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so cute I loved it
2006-06-22 15:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Luvnu_always baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-22 14:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by nate diggitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-06-22 14:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but it was kinnda good
2006-06-22 14:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice !!!, first good laugh for the day! thanks
2006-06-22 15:01:29 · answer #11 · answered by sharletweb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋