who can give me the most sarcastic, rude, inappropriate, and abnoxious answer to the question below?

Question

Why was the girl barefoot when she walked around the corner?

Answer 1

In order to attract a man,she decided to put something behind her ears..............her ankles.It worked and she just forgot to take her shoes off her ears,Blonde,go figure.

Answer 2

why the hell would u waste my time and yours asking such a stupid benign question? no matter i will humour you and give your little pea brain the benefit of a response. firstly the question is not why she is barefoot when she walked around the corner but what was her motivation to walk around the corner and into your somewhat limited imagination barefooted. the answer is very simple, u in all ur ignorance thought that by asking for a rude inappropriate sarcastic and OBnoxious answer to a pointless question u thought u were being funny and interesting, that maybe one of these pathetic online entities will tear themselves away from whoring themselves on myspace long enough to acknowledge your existance. the truth is you are an unintelligent loser and you always will be. no one is impressed by your so called creative question, why dont u go back to doin what u do best which is standing around thinking youre smart while everyone in your life laughs at the living breathing joke that u as a uninteresting and ugly person embody.
plus your moms a whore.

Answer 3

Well u see, she had been walking the corners all night in heels, and that gets a little rough on the feet , so she took them off and went barefoot. Now she's too damn short for anyone to see her!

Answer 4

Because she was Britney Spears that girl walks around everywhere barefoot she loves getting trash and stuff stuck to her feel that's why she walks into gas station bathrooms barefoot and she married Kevin Federline(white trash)

Answer 5

Nobody gives a damn! Stop wasting space is this category! I can't believe I spent my precious time answering this moronic question if you can even call this a worthy question deserving of an answer! Idiot!

Answer 6

'coz she got knocked up at the other corner?

and to complete the barefoot-and-pregnant look, she had to lose the shoes.

Answer 7

Because she'd rather go barefoot than wear your smelly shoes.

Answer 8

because she pooped in her pants and didnt know where the local mcdonalds was to poop in your pants! then you ran away she stole your pants you went to the dry cleaner and told little kids wy she pooped in your pants but sinse you didnt know why you DIED! the president announced her a threat to pants and no one knew what to do if she pooped in your pants so everyone died and the fshes killed the girl that pooped in your pants

and the fishes owned america and everywhere else and killed norway the fishes made sure no one will ever poop in there pants!wait! theres a twist the bible of pants says she will never die because she finished a double quater ponder with cheese.


then she turned a man. sang the buger king song 'i am starved! im ingorgable. i am man!! who was womon.' china was still alive and turned fishes in to gas and other fiahes in to chienies food stores and everyone but norway and america was happy.

Answer 9

She wasn't expecting her best friend to get home when she did. The girl couldn't find her shoes under her friends bed after she was done with her (friend's) boyfriend.

Answer 10

Don't you just LOVE it when someone sets fire to all of your belongings, then erases you Tivo'd episodes of America's Next Top Model? (sarcastic)

I think you are an idiot, and so is everyone you've ever loved. (rude)

Is my avatar cute? (inappropriate)

Hanson's "Mmm-Bop". LOLZ!!!11!!ELEVEN!! (obnoxious)