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2006-06-22 11:04:20 · 10 answers · asked by UncleTodd 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hey it's great that some of you have a fully realized faith. Just stop and think about the question asked though. It's apparent that most of you don't know comedy or know what funny is. The question is a George Carlin bit that he did when he was a kid in Catholic grade school! Don't be so serious--or we'll end up like Iraq/Iran/Afganistan.

2006-06-22 12:21:31 · update #1

10 answers

Wow, a profound new question that has never been asked here before.

2006-06-22 11:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by topher 4 · 0 0

The limitation is in the nature of the rock...not in the nature of God.

If God created a rock that was infinite in size there would be no spatial location that the rock did not occupy.

Therefore the rock could not be lifted (moved from a location it occupies to a location it did not occupy).

Good question Uncle Todd.

2006-06-22 18:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by echotexture 2 · 0 0

It is said that we only use ten percent of our brainpower. How could you try fully understand a complete God with an incomplete mind? Think about it.

2006-06-22 18:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by Doogle 2 · 0 0

uh-oh.

you've been [and will be further] attacked by fundamentalist christians claiming that this isn't actually a logical problem for them because we as humans can't wrap our mind around their god.

but they're just as eager to attack people for doing things or being things that they see as wrong, saying that they know them to be wrong. they say they know their god well enough to know that it wants them to stand outside women's clinics and scream at women about to get abortions and that it wants them to physically and verbally abuse lgbtiq people.

that's another contradiction for you to consider, but there is a clear explanation for it: arrogance and stupidity.

2006-06-22 18:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by alguien 3 · 0 0

You don't have to try that hard to find a "weakness" in God. For instance, did you know that it is impossible for him to lie?

2006-06-22 18:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by jermaine 4 · 0 0

He can make one big enough to smash your ***

2006-06-22 18:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by silver 5 · 0 0

no...you are trying ti fit God into a box...can't be done my friend...

2006-06-22 18:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by pstod 5 · 0 0

No

2006-06-22 18:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph A 1 · 0 0

No , no , no

2006-06-22 18:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by beek 7 · 0 0

NO.

2006-06-22 18:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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