no long jokes please, the shorter the better
2006-06-22 10:25:28 · 17 answers · asked by eject911 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A fish bumped his head and said "DAM!"
2006-06-22 11:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB
2006-06-22 17:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mr nice guy 2U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby Harp seal walks into a club. Freaking tragedy.
2006-06-22 17:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar.
"Owww!"
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How many LA policemen does it take to break an egg?
None - "it was like that when we found it"
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"Mummy...whats an orgasm?"
"I dunno...ask your father"
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Men have two reasons for staying in the pub all night. Either they have no wife to go home to...or they do.
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A single man comes home, sees whats in the refrigerator then goes to bed.
A married man comes home, sees whats in bed and goes to the refridgerator.
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Watch out for terrorists:
When you see an unattended bag...
Go up and talk to her!
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Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do!!
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Stamp out quicksand!
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Large cats can be dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
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Card given to the bride:
"Congratulations from your loving mother. 22 years ago you went to bed with a dummy. Tonight history repeats itself"
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Heres to you and heres to me...but as you're not here, heres two for me!
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I created a new labour-saving device. I call it...Tommorrow.
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If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath!
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Don't steal...the government hates competition!
2006-06-22 21:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Bert from Oz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How did the Pope catch bird flu?
A: From the Cardinal...
2006-06-22 18:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by b b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i know this isnt so short but here are sum pick up lines
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly
waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
2006-06-22 17:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, she takes poster polaroids.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on her tylenol.
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks her thighs have to communicate with eachother " first i go by, then i'll let you go by.
Yo momma's so fat, she drives a spandex car.
2006-06-22 19:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by josh_blivinthelife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night I shot an elephant in my pjamas ..... I am still wondering how he got in my pajamas..
Groucho Marx
2006-06-22 17:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by wireland2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife's idea of doing doggystyle is making me sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead!
2006-06-22 18:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by Raidered81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why they call it hyper-text?
A: Too much JAVA.
2006-06-22 17:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by ARL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋