1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
2006-06-22 09:57:35 · 11 answers · asked by Chino 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape
2006-06-22 10:01:09 · update #1
Round IS a shape!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
2006-06-22 10:02:23 · update #2
AMEN. and to the guy who asks "what is your useless point?" It is all a joke in good fun, lighten up a bit
2006-06-22 10:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by to the beat in my head 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but statements made become null and void after 3 days, not 7. what we say can't be held against the entire week, that'll be a waste of an entire week.
2006-06-22 17:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. This is annoying.
1. You are dumb, wasting 5 points on a question like this.
1. I am on the verge of reporting you.
1. DON'T LET ME!
1. What gender are you?
2006-06-22 18:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-22 17:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by meathookcook 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you be anymore original? Is that why you love men and hate women. Us women don't need another serial killer out there!
lol
2006-06-22 17:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, we'll keep that in mind
but you forgot that you guys aren't perfect
.......but us girls aren't perfect either
2006-06-22 17:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-06-22 17:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your useless point?
2006-06-22 17:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by suraj_krsna1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.........bet the gals LUV you!
2006-06-22 17:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Cathy L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too true
2006-06-22 17:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋