why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! why did the chewing gum cross the road? coz it was stuck to the chickens foot! boom boom cha!
tell me your cheesy jokes!
2006-06-22 09:40:15 · 18 answers · asked by geri 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Are you ready for this? You'll never guess it....
To get to the other SLIDE!!!!
Jesus, just pass me the microphone boys...
2006-06-22 09:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Delgado 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why did the 8 year old boy cross the road?
To get away from Michael Jackson
2006-06-22 18:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
2006-06-22 16:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde cross the road?
apparently she wanted to get her gum which was stuck on the chicken's leg that crossed the road.
2006-06-22 18:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The full joke is :
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did it want to get to the other side?
to get to the toilets
Why did it want to get to the toilets?
because thats where all the cocks hang out.........
2006-06-22 20:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did i cross the road?
cause i wanted to eat the chicken.
2006-06-22 16:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the Garvaghy Road?
Because its feathers did and its feathers and its feathers before that
2006-06-22 16:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by David R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the film star chicken cross the road?...To see Gregory Peck.
2006-06-22 17:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the turtle cross the road? cuz it was the chickens day off lol
2006-06-22 16:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Cause he was stapled to the chicken.....
hehehehe
2006-06-22 16:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Emm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the turkey cross the road?
cause he wasn't chicken
2006-06-22 16:43:10 · answer #11 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋