2006-06-22 08:57:19 · 7 answers · asked by telletubbie232 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual relations with that woman!
2006-06-29 01:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll get it, and break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted
2006-06-22 16:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by malena G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.She says,confused ,"Sir,I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers,"You see,its like this,yesterday,I sent my wife to the store to get me a cartoon of cigarettes,and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers:'cause it's soooooooooo much cheaper'.So,I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she.
2006-06-22 16:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by redshotz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife were having sex and were caught by their seven year old son. He asked what they were doing and they replied, "Baking a cake." He disregaurded it and left.
A few days later the parents wake up and find their son licking the couch. "What the hell are you doing!?" yelled the father.
"I saw you and mommy baking a cake last night on the couch and I'm just licking up the frosting."
2006-06-22 16:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by kika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one's 9, and the younger one's 7. Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"
"Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"
2006-06-28 22:51:52 · answer #5 · answered by canadian_beaver_77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay it was this boy. an his moma had made some freash corn bread on a sunday so he asked her can he have a slice before he go to church so she told him no..so when tha boy mom went outside to get in tha car.so he snuck a slice in his pocket an they went church an tha pastor was preacher he said God is every were God is in tha hospital.he is in yo dreams.an God is even in that lil boys pocket an tha lil boy said in no he better not be in pocket eatin my dame corn bread...hi.hi..hi..
2006-06-28 21:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by pooh bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That George Bush really knows how to read and write.
2006-06-29 15:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by junebug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋