because you don't know how long they are going to last, when they are coming, or how many inches your going to get...
2006-06-22 08:34:12 · 12 answers · asked by thoran6 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh that was great lol thanks for the laugh check ya later ♥
2006-06-22 08:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh,here are more.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
2006-06-22 15:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by penguinlunatic17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they come quick and want 2 stick around 4 awhile.
lmao
2006-06-22 15:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by beesugar24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never no how long it will last of how many inches your gonna get.
2006-06-22 15:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by t p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-06-22 15:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y are wemon like hurricanes
they come wet and wild the leave with the house and car
eheheheheheh
2006-06-22 16:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by maddmattf12@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are women like rain?
because you cant make them come always. ahahahahahah
2006-06-22 15:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by shogunly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they're really cold, you can't forget cold.
2006-06-22 15:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
slight precipitation ?
2006-06-22 16:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lmao that is hilarius
2006-06-22 16:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by reehemi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋