WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN...
The Yoko Club? Oh no.
The German philosophy club? I Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
The Arafat club? Yessir.
The Alzheimer's club? Forget it.
The Ebert Movie club? Roger.
The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.
The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.
The Quarterback club? I'll pass.
The Rhett Butler club? I don't give a damn.
The Compulsive Rhymers club? Okey-dokey.
The Spanish Optometrists club? Si.
The Anti-perspirant club? Sure.
The Pregnancy Club? Conceivably.
The Procrastinator's Club? Maybe next week.
The Self Esteem Builders? They wouldn't accept me anyway.
The Agoraphobics Society? Only if they meet at my house.
The Co-Dependents Club? Can I bring a friend?
If you can think of any more clubs please list them. (please keep it clean)
2006-06-22 08:24:56 · 7 answers · asked by Imajica 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The swine club... whole hog-gedly
The Bovine defecation club... Sh*t, yes.
The hikers club... I'd trail along
The tree club... sure would (wood)
The arsonists club... fire away
The autopsy club... dead sure.
The swimming pool club... jump right in
2006-06-22 08:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those clubs & the ones that I would join would B;
SPANISH OPTOMETRISTS CLUB
SELF ESTEEM BUILDERS CLUB
CO-DEPARTMENT CLUB
I think these R the only three clubs I would join 4 right now.
The other ones u can have or join.
2006-06-22 16:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-06-22 15:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Golfers Club? - I'll see if I can Swing it
The wet you pants club? - Piss off!
2006-06-22 16:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by JOHNSWORLD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shitters club- lets pinch one off
farters club-its a gas!!
puker's club- what goes down, must come up!!
2006-06-22 15:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jody B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa, those r good! how can u think of them?
2006-06-22 15:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by biscuits_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry too much too read
2006-06-22 15:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋