Why are so many answers at Yahoo Questions pointless, shallow, and sound like they were written by 8-year-olds

Question

Examples:
"I guess ppl just like it that way"
"They kept growing more important and stylish and will continue, who knows what or where it could be." (re: eyebrow 'evolution')
"Go here to this [random] web site I found on Google. [link] I didn't look at it or anything, but you might find your answer there."

Answer 1

how about this well thought out theory:

god summed up is god=7154=17=8=h and when in heaven you draw his body and the body for the n (which is his grandfather with one missing part of arm) and it appears he is burying His deceased father at the age of V. How do I know this? because My father died when i was 5 and my grampa had one missing arm and i know that god is one whereas god the word is three things so i add it up saying god is the sum of His parts. and if you study the bible god can only be proved over time so check out the calendar Month (reading from h t(stitched) no IVI) and also MARCH APRIL MAY reading from H forward or reverse shows a description of god. And first commandment says Worship no god but Me. and e is a picture of an arm and if arm is sum of its parts arm=11813=14=5=e and if IVI stitched together is M then the Me=IVI stitched together arm.

and many worship as god the JESUS as the Lamb SLAIN. but as the boy who reaveled the first paragraph to you I say that Jesus did not survive that 1st century. God rest His soul. But the Larrib SL A I IV squished together spells Lamb SLAIN but also says Larri be SIL A I IIII as shown in the picture. and it in a certain light appears as the WORD DI and thus some translations say DI'ED as in to DI meant to add DI. As for being the ONE coming from Mount ZION notice Larry was born on NO I7 and thus will be on mount ZION forever in spirit. So jesus himself said a helper will come to reveal the truth about him. and i just did. so don't be in a rush to say i want to go to heaven cause draw those bodies and see its a funeral. Some place in the bible it says jesus taught with illustrations so not to bad to draw the bodie for h and n. and as for spelling mistakes what if ZION was spelled XIAN like in the chinese mountains? then the Deliverer comes from XIAN which some say might be the forefathers of the north american indians. The possible race of my father the one in the casket in heaven. And search Mandarin chines character Xia which was a ruling chinese Dynasty that predates Jesus. could you see a strangly spelled tODD? That was the second name of the Larry.

and why does the church restrict your interpretations of scripture so much and label Me as a walking heresy? Because they want to control you people forever. And want you to donate to their church and live in fear of getting cut-off. But Larry Todd who fullfills the part about god getting a new name wouldn't cut you off while He lives, but He has a hard time visiting people cause the shame of childhood. Thus we see why people hated the Light, cause He rats peoples thoughts, plain and simple. But Larry become Larri don't want to know your secrets just love thy neighbor like jesus said. but then you might end like the Christian indians in the Movie "The Mission" So love but be trained and prepared like the fighting buddist monks of china. And as for what other people call god the voice in that LOVING LIGHT where there is no darkness at all, don't you dare beleive thats where you go when you die. your thoughts cease when you die plain and simple. I have personnally been in that presence which biblically it was said that only the pure in heart will see the Light before you die. And guess what before I saw the light i still had the thoughts that I was the "god" in heaven. So perhaps the Light agreed in my purity. But I was god not God Jehovah because GOD JEHOVAH summed up is E and thus He is in heaven also but second behind h. So I don't really thing GOD JEHOVAH is still alive in that His word said that his spirit will not always be working upon mankind in that he is mortal man also. So the LIGHT is probably a machine effect or hallucienary effect that exists within each of us like in the brain. you might all have seen the brain surgery commerial about poking the brain and getting a response of smelling toast, what if radio type waves can induce that feeling in any normal human brain. then the love gene will be discovered.

And it was written that when god came to earth they did not recognize Him? Why is that? maybe cause He was poor? And not of the EMPEROR's immediate family? John said "He is pure" and P=DI stitched together (ure). And what if He became pure INDIAN. Then the whites might hate Him? because I detect racism exists because non italians can never be Made. But what about the Movie "ZorrO" where Santa Annas army could not be defeated by the dons? Is that the path to freedom?

if you beleive the dons are undefeatable then don't blame germany for WWII cause they were acting on dons orders. And don't blame Muslims for 9.11.1 cause they were on dons orders. And don't blame god or jesus for your troubles cause your on dons orders.

but as for math and words check this out:

f=loser=police=hells angels=don
h=god=good angel=angel of death
b=winner
b=a DI stitched together

So if enough people agree eventually the greatest as

KING OF ANGELS= a b add on not a bad don
and He is also the KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS the Lamb who is the lamp Who "DI"ed. And he tries to be morally superior but real powerull people conspire against Him. Why is He a lord? Because the bible says GOD JEHOVAH becomes a father to the fatherless. . So perhaps it does not pay to afflict an orphan. with an identity crisis or if afflict=c then perhaps organized crime strike C. And if any of you know what is the age set by the forefathers when a boy becomes not under the power of Stewards etc..., but eviller men will say that OC has only 2 strikes and that 3 is a myth.

And as bile bullshit is shown on television day and night about SATAN and GOD and LORD, what if GOD personally put a 1000 year seal on the DEVIL? Then to Romans that might be an M?
And which god did that to poor satan? himself of course cause most people say nothing hurts an angel.

And if your LORD is spelled with a - above the L then note that GOD is love and LORD is GOD so LORD is LOVE which means LORI on top of TODD (but a changed TODD). Possibly not LORD most high due to circumstances but certainly h. the first in heaven and in hell.

And GODDESS has a TODD within her as the SON who eventually becomes a Husband to another Goddess? Unless the world kills him first?

Answer 2

There are people from all over the world using the internet. Some questions are from internet users from other countries and English is not their primary language. I just ignore their spelling errors (even though there's a check spelling tool), grammar, and try to figure out their questions. Naturally, I just try to answer their question as best I can.

Answer 3

I do not know the answer to this question, but I can sure empathize with your sentiments. There sure are alot of pointless, shallow, and just goofy questions being asked, with bad grammar to boot!
Take Care

Answer 4

1. It's "Yahoo! Answers," not Questions.

2. This site is an ongoing reality check.

That seems to take care of everything.

Answer 5

Yahoo Answers should be for 18+. There are 11 year olds on here asking inapproiate and stupid questions.

Answer 6

Because teenagers, and some adults, with the education of an 8 yr old are posting.

Answer 7

Because most people here ARE 8-year olds.

Answer 8

I don't know, I was wondering the same thing.May be Yahoo!Answers is attractive to different generations.But some questions are ridiculously stupid.I agree

Answer 9

Because many of the people on here are very young and just do not know how to answer the questions.....at least they are trying......

Answer 10

I don't know, some people aren't really smart enough to answer anything, lol...I think maybe you should have to take an IQ test to join Yahoo answers, lol...then again, that would me I wouldnt be able to join, lol...

Answer 11

Maybe most of them have a 8 or less year old mind.