the cheesier the better!
2006-06-22 07:12:50 · 22 answers · asked by Duality4:20 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Is your dad a lumberjack?
No...
Oh cause every time i see you i get wood in my pants!
2. What has 164 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
What?
My zipper!
3. Do you have any Irish in you?
no
Would you like some?
4. Are my undies showing?
no
Would you like them to?
If you need anymore then this email me i have hundreds
2006-06-22 09:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Pick up lines do not work.
Try noticing your surroundings and commenting on something that you and her both might find interesting.
You could always try the one of many opinion openers such as the example I will give here:
First this will only work if you do not linger before approaching her. You have 3 seconds from the time you know you wish to approach her (i.e. when you spot her and your brain says GO!) until you can approach - otherwise your energy is all f---ed up and she'll sense it.
You can go up to her without leaning in, but with a loud confidnet voice, "Hey, I only got a second - I want to get back to my friends; but we're having a silly argument and I need an outside opinion. I got this friend, and he just met this girl and they got together a couple times. They were getting along real fine and he has one of those digital cameras so when they were hanging out he was taking pictures of them together and had one of his buddies take a few too. You know they were hanging out or in some cool places, there were a couple with him and her kissing and a couple with her sitting on his lap with her arms around him.
One day when he woke up and saw that she was looking through the pictures in his camera. He was like, "What are you doing?" and grabbed the camera back. He went through it and notice that a few of the pictures were gone. All the ones with them hanging out were still there but the ones where they were kissing or she was on his lap were gone.
He was like, "What are you psycho? Why are you deleting pictures from my camera?"
She said, "I just don't like the way I looked in some of them."
Now are girls that paranoid about how they look or is there more going on?
(wait for her answer - use the vacuum meaning don't fill the void if she just looks at you for a minute - wait for her answer.)
Then ask what or why questions.
Almost always disagree (with reasons) with her initial response to this question (dont do this all the time just with this question in particular) so as to further the discussion a little but also don't press. If the chick is interested she will talk to you. If not she will do the one word answers or she will ignore you. So what if she does - there are more chicks out there.
If you open a discussion - where you go from there is up to you.
You can also just go up to every girl you see and say, "Hey lets go ****!" but most likely that's not gonna get you much more than drinks in your face or even the occasional slap - or you might get thrown out of the club! IF you don't mind all that theres probably 1 in ten chicks who may actuall say yes.
2006-06-22 07:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Geese Howard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One I use and, shockingly, work is below, but let me first explain - most women are expecting a pick up line, so I tried to turn it round a bit - give 'em what they think is a 'classic', but with a twist to really get 'em thinking. (Try it guys - it really does work!). Anyway, it goes as follows:
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: (Generally with a sigh> What?
Me: When you crawled your way up from the pits of Hell.
2006-06-22 07:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll buy you two beers and then I am going to get a woody and then I am going to have a one night stand with you until my woody goes away." That's always my favorite.
2006-06-22 07:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by bootstrap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2006-06-22 08:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by akc1106 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you wash those jeans in Windex because I sure can see myself in them!
2006-06-22 07:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by icueyenme_53 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may not be the best one but someone actually tried to use this one on me once...
"You have sexy forearms"
2006-06-23 07:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by SlankyDee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you a drink my mom's name is cooler than your mom's name . . . (it usually is but I won't tell you why :o). Really won't work for anyone else, though. Too bad, because it does work for me.
2006-06-22 07:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by crazyallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say Sour belts and nerds
2006-06-22 07:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
2006-06-22 07:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by xXdrummer_kidXx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋