me and my friends sometimes say them back and forth, and i seriously ran out of them. PLEASE RESPOND! THANX : - >
2006-06-22 06:27:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yo mamma's gums are so black she spits yo-hoo
yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
yo mamma's so fat she has her driver's license photo taken by the hubble telescope
yo mamm's so old that when god said let there be light....she hit the switch
yo mamma's so stupid it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes
yo mamma's so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
yo mamma's so fat when she goes jogging she leaves potholes in the street
yo mamma's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk just to breast feed
yo mamma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered thrown into the gutter then comes back for more
yo mamma's so stupid she has to be naked to count up to 22
yo mamma's so fat that when she wears white pants people sit behind her waiting for the movie to start
yo mamma's so ugly that her mother fed her by slingshot
yo mamma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face instead of her ***
yo mamma's so fat that her date for the prom was Godzilla
yo mamma's so short that she plays handball against the curb
yo mamma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
yo mamma's so fat her blood type is rocky-road
I could keep going but you get the idea
2006-06-22 06:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Weapon X 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so dirty that when she took a bath in the ocean she left a ring around the nation.
Yo momma has glasses so thick that she can see into the future.
Yo momma is so stupid that she asked a blind man, "Do you see what I mean?"
Yo momma is so fat that I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma is so old that her Social Security number is 1.
Yo momma is so poor that she wore her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo momma is so stupid that the put lipstick on her forehead so that she could make up her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid that she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
Yo momma is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertable while the top was down.
2006-06-22 13:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by Joe K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
yo momma so stupid she used her deodorant as lipstick and she keeps saying "why doesn't this jumbo lipstick show up?"
2006-06-28 13:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start watching "Yo Momma" on MTV or MTV2. That's really a tv show, and they've got some brutal ones.
2006-06-22 13:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by TAYLOR 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas so fat she put on stielttoes and strikes oil
yo mommas so fat she put on a rain coat and ppl yelled taxi!
your mommas so fat she takes up both sides of the family
2006-06-22 13:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by the ultimate lacrosse player 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow easily influenced by dumb shows on TV ... you ran out, because you destroyed your creativity television...good for ya!
oh, one more thing. Yo momma is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her. (oldie but goodie)
2006-06-22 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so pore i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
2006-06-22 13:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she fell over broke her leg and gravy poured out............she so fat when she wear a Malcolm x tee shirt helicopters try and land on her............she so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper...................she like a hardware store 5 cents a screw........she like the railroad laid across the country.......like a fence anyone can just climb on her............hope that helps you
2006-06-22 13:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by earthroyal 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama sooo dumb she got hit by a parked car.....lol
2006-06-22 13:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so big that she can go to New York and California at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha! ha! ha!
2006-06-22 13:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by gutenabentdgutnachtmitrosleinbe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋