2006-06-22 06:24:44 · 9 answers · asked by Pervy_Pirate 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God was getting ready for a gay weekend when he sent hurricane Katrina last year to help celebrate the gay parade in New Orleans.
2006-06-22 06:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because God is gay he made Adam. There was God and Adam. Steve made God jealous. Eve was created to cook and clean.
2006-06-22 13:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created the perfect human form to be naked. Not because God is gay.
2006-06-22 13:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by mthtchr05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you wearing clothes when you were born?
Adam didn't have the advantage of starting out as an infant and, biblically speaking, who was around to take notice, anyway?
Yours is a homophobic question I believe.
Didn't Kinsey say that homophobics are latent homosexuals?
Are you looking for absolution?
2006-06-22 13:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by ha_mer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm a pirate too!!! Maybe he was, lol. I don't really believe in that stuff anymore. If you want to check out a very synical but truthfull site check out www.godisimaginary.com I am not affiliated with them, but came to the same conclusions on my own years ago.
2006-06-22 13:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god created that naked adam and he created us all naked.
does this mean that cloths are unnatural?
2006-06-23 00:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God (sp?) is a perv, that's why he got mad when Adam and Steve put clothes on.
2006-06-22 13:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but when you get hell: the devil will have the jolly green giant make you his b!tch for eternity!
2006-06-22 13:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So are you saying that Eden is in Fire Island?
2006-06-22 13:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋