What do I tell my girlfriend if she asks me, "does this outfit make me look fat?

Question

I can be truthful or do a tapdance. im thinking if she thinks so, she probably does. but would do i say?

A. shedding a few pounds couldnt hurt.
B. no babe you look fine.
C. no, thats just more of you to love.
D. (what you would say if youre in my shoes)

Answer 1

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it
(+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
** Here there is no correct answers
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

Answer 2

Well it really depends, do you think she looks fat in that outfit or do you think she is fat in general? Yeah a women wants to hear you say, "No honey, you look beautiful" but women aren't stupid either. There are times to tell the truth and times not to tell the truth. But most of the time you should be honest even if it might hurt their feelings. The way I look at it is, if you don't want the truth don't ask. You will be doing your girlfriend more of a favor if you are honest, I think she would rather you tell her you think she looks a little bigger in an outfit then to feel like she is out and other people are talking about it. My boyfriend tells me if he thinks something looks bad on me or if it makes me look fat. It doesn't make me feel like I'm fat always, but at least I know next time not to put the outfit together or don't wear it at all! Good Luck and be Honest, honesty is better then anything.

Answer 3

If at your opinion she dosen't look good with what she has on, ask her to try a different color. The question she asks are ground for a fight.

Answer 4

Give her a big kiss on the mouth and say very very naughtily, "nice outfit...wanna f*ck?" hahahahaha it could work.

Answer 5

D. you look great!!! Don't give her any reason to think you may even remotely think she look fat in anything...I learned the hard way...

Answer 6

Tell her "In all the right places" Then give her a sly player wink ;)

Answer 7

tell her the truth the heck with sugar coating.

Answer 8

'No hun, you could be dressed in a bin bag and i'd still think you were gorgeous'... say that and you'll definatly get some ;-) White lies don't hurt!

Answer 9

Tell her you think she looks beautiful in anything.

Answer 10

"Of course not. You look great."

or if it does make her look fat

"No.... but that outfit is all wrong for you."