2006-06-22 06:02:57 · 20 answers · asked by hammysammy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
fart and walk away.
2006-06-22 06:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by susana 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
if at all possible excuse yourself to the bathroom, let it rip, then rejoin the group. If you can't do that.... fart while walking and continue walking for a tleast a mimnute after you've stopped farting so it doesn't follow you, all the while pretending you niether smell it or hear it.
2006-06-22 06:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't fart wait till you find or get to a restroom bathroom you know or just dont fart.
2006-06-22 06:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Isaac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in pain from not passing the gas, then you might as well let it rip... if you are lucky, it will be silent and you can let everyone wonder where it came from.
If it's noisy, you have to deal with the possible embarassment and just apologize...just like if you burp in public... a quick and quiet, "excuse me" will do :)
2006-06-22 06:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by erdsparkrpga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to go stand in a corner where no one else is... and stay there for at least ten seconds so the fart has time to escape your pants and not follow you.
2006-06-22 06:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by tara_lee33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what public? fart anyway, it is healthier that way
for less smell, make sure you poop every day, drink a lot of water, less coke or soda, with bla bla bla diet.....they forgive non smell fart EASY ly
just say sorry afterward
2006-06-22 06:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just fart and don't care what other people think.
2006-06-22 06:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bamski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart and then turn to someone next to you and say : Joanne! you're in public, or Chester! it is not nice to fart in pubic!
2006-06-22 06:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by FAMILY_GUY_FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If in s room or hall, excuse yourself and find a place where you won't offend others. If in an open place like a street, it is easier but still find seclusion.
2006-06-22 06:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lift your leg up, grab one butt cheek and spread it, then let'er
rip. Important to grab the cheek in case you have to slam it shut.
Be sure to laugh afterwards.
2006-06-29 00:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by watcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell out loud and clear, "FACE IN BUTT!" and the first person that sticks their nose in your as s gets the anal blast in their face. Then you ask them if they can guess what you ate last and/or if it smells good.
2006-06-22 06:07:50 · answer #11 · answered by Sandman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋