My girlfriend likes to toss onion rings at my erect penis before intercourse. She refuses to start intercourse until she scores, so to speak. When we are having intercourse she likes to eat the onion rings, which wouldn't bother me as much if she didn't get me and my bed full of bread crumbs. Is this normal? Should I talk to her about it?
2006-06-22 04:39:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
completely normal.....everybody does the ring toss thing first
2006-06-22 04:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do You actually like that? i mean, she cant even stop eating while youre "gettin it on". and why onion rings??? lol, dont talk to her about it unless you dont like it or it makes you feel uncomfortable. and the bread crumbs, make her wash your bed spread or shake it out afterwords, theres an easy solution to that. good luck buddy, and keep havin fun!
2006-06-22 11:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by my_0nly_downfall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a fun question!
why are you getting so upset about this she is just having fun. Don't you like onion rings?
2006-06-22 11:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.SoFine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the great visual image that is currently imprinted in my brain.
If this really bothers you, talk to her. Maybe you can find another fun game that would interest her without the crumbs.
2006-06-28 04:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Paula P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE! WHY are you complaining???????????
Some of us fat people don't even HAVE girlfriends- and haven't had shex in about eight years.
Watch out for that hot oil- you might lose your genitals in a horrible onion-ring "shmelting" accident.
2006-06-22 11:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, if this is a joke it worked; I'm literally ROFLing.
If it's serious then it's a perfectly healthy way to express sexuality, just use a towel or something else under you while she plays "horseshoe" with your pole.
2006-06-22 11:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by collegedebt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should try flinging hot dogs at her cooch. She could hold it open and say, "Hereeeee batter batter batter SWING!" If you make it she has to eat the hot dog. Dude...can I come over and watch?
2006-06-22 11:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would care as long as she scores fast the more time the better some girls are into that freaky kind of stuff althought thats the stangest 1 i've herd of BOTTEM LINE :DONT WORRY EVERY ONE IS DIFFRENT LIKE THAT
2006-06-22 11:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaahah!! Is she fat? Doesn't that burn?
2006-06-22 11:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by CaseySokach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋