A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically,"What's the matter?" To which she replies..."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl,"Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy just take the day off to relax and rest."The blonde very calmly states..."No..I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual..."If you need anything just let me know." Well...a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde...he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!! He rushes out to her asking,"What's so bad now... are you gonna be okay?? "No..." exclaims the blonde,"I just received a call from my sister and she said that her mother died too!!"
2006-06-22 03:50:51 · 25 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a pretty good joke.
Try these: 1. A blonde was in a car accident and she is trapped in her vehicle but alert and well. So they remove the headphones from her and cut her out of the vehicle and she dies instantly. They investigate and wonder how she could have died.
Out of ideas they check out the cd on her Walkman. And says "now breath one two three and exhale" over and over.
2. three convicts escape prison together a redhead brunette and a blonde. they find an old farm and hear the police nearby. So, they decide to hide in the barn. Each ones hide in a barrel. The police come to check the area and walks into the barn. The brunette says quietly say an animal. and they agree. They come by the redhead and she says "meow meow" and then the brunette and she say "woof woof" and then lastly the blonde and she says"pig says oink pig say oink"
2006-06-22 03:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by vkewl182 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nice blonde joke
2006-06-22 03:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by shiara_blade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Later in the day she found out that her aunt had died too and that her mother and her aunt were the same person...
2006-06-22 04:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by David S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke a long time ago, but it's a good one. Poor girl, though.
2006-06-22 04:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by browneyedbeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best joke ive ever heard u r realy good at telling jokes i thought i was the joke master obviously not the crown goes 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-22 04:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! In fact, I'm gonna send it to my Sister now....
2006-06-22 03:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny, nice 1.
2006-06-22 04:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody already said that one earlier this week
2006-06-22 03:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by L.A. Woman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That one was actually funny. Good job! =]
2006-06-22 04:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by danc3.danc3_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-06-22 05:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋