There is a blonde who goes into a store and says "excuse me sir,can i buy that television?"The guy says "no,i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colours her hair red and goes back to the store. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says,"i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home,colours her hair pitch black and goes back. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says,"how do u know i'm a blonde?" He says, "only a blonde would think a microwave is a T.V"
2006-06-22 03:47:19 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before but it still got a laugh out of me!!!
Here's one for you:
A brunette, a redhead, & a blonde were trapped on top of a 6 apartments building that was on fire. The firemen at the bottom shouted to the brunette "Jump & we'll catch you with this cloth!" So the brunette jumps & the guys moved away before she landed & splash, the brunnette was all over the concrete.
Next they told the red head: "Jump and we'll catch you!" But the redhead told them that she was afraid they would do her the same as they did to the brunnette. The guys told her "Don't worry, it's just brunnettes that we don't like, we promise that we'll catch you!!!" So the red head jumps & splash, no different than the brunnette. She was fllat dead all over the concrete!!!
Then the guy looked at the blonde & said: "Jump & we'll catch you!" So the blonde says: "Noooo way! I saw what you did to the other two & I don't intend to end up like them! If you want me to jump you're gonna have to leave the cloth on the ground & walk away!!!!"
2006-06-22 04:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke!
3 old men make this bet to see who can think back the farthest the 1st old man says he remembers when he was 5 and went to his first MLB game 2nd old man says he remembers when he was 3 and got his first ice-cream cone and the 3rd old man says he remembers when he went to the prom with his daddy and left with his mommy! LOL
there is a black kid,white kid,and a Italian kid they play this game out on recess to see who has the biggest penis the white kid pulls his out first his is small the Italian kid pulls his out his is a little bigger and then the black kid pulls his out and his is by far the biggest one of all! so when the black kid goes home that day his mom asks him what he did at school and he said he took a math test, read, and played this game on recess to see who had the biggest penis and he asked his mom is it because im black and she said no honey its because you 23! LOL
2006-06-22 11:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-22 11:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one but its still nice to hear it
2006-06-22 11:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2006-06-22 11:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard one similar, but i like it none the less.
2006-06-22 11:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by shiara_blade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...not a gut buster, but it was cute
2006-06-22 10:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. i haven't heard it before.
2006-06-22 10:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was dumb, but cute.
2006-06-22 11:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by browneyedbeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really olde... but good
2006-06-22 11:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋