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2006-06-22 03:13:30 · 14 answers · asked by knight_357us 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

egg.. dinousaurs


did it not tell you this question has been asked about a million times before?

2006-06-22 03:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The chicken because a egg cant lay an egg

2006-06-22 10:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.

The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

2006-06-22 10:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The chicken cuz it had legs to run faster. Poor egg was still rolling in a circle at the start line when everyone had left the stadium.

2006-06-22 11:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0 0

There were eggs long before chickens

2006-06-22 10:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the chicken cause when god put it on earth he created the chicken first then after that it went the egg then chicken...etc!

2006-06-22 10:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0 0

ah, well it was in the triassic period when a power ranger ate 24 tins of tuna. his head fell off and after several minutes of searching he stumbled upon an old vhs of popeye. the video was carved from wood and egyptian wig templates. it was this that caused a major quake and an egg popped out of the ranger's bum bum. thus, the creation of the egg.

2006-06-22 10:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by bing_bong_oxo_cube 1 · 0 0

The chicken came first because God created creat all the animals (don't believe me? It says so in the Bible for thousands of years!!!!!)

2006-06-22 10:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by rocksinger4ever 4 · 0 0

its like adam and eve, chicken first

2006-06-22 10:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by cardigans_09 3 · 0 0

egg, i just love this riddle

2006-06-22 10:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0 0

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