You put your bra on backwards,, and it fits better
you wake up to discover your waterbed has a leak in it,, then you realize you don't own a waterbed!
you've overslept, and rush to get ready and catch the bus to work. Half way there you realize it's your day off.
2006-06-22 03:01:20 · 22 answers · asked by tee_nong_noy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your twin sister forgets your birthday.
you wake up face down on the pavement.
you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."
the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.
your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"
your ex-lover calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you'd better get the Test
* The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
* You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag
* Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit
down the toilet.
* You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of
deodorant.
* You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in
your Preparation H.
* You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
* It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
* You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that
you just bought a waterbed.
* Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
* Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
* The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
* You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
* You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
* Your income tax refund check bounces.
* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
* You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing
any.
* You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
* You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and
when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
* The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has
touched it.
* Nothing you own is actually paid for.
* You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk, bell
hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your new spouse.
* You receive a 150 page instruction booklet on how to save money...from
the electric company.
* Airline food starts to taste good.
* Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
* Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
* You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
* You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.
* You take longer to get over sex thanyou did to have it.
* Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her kittens in
your dresser drawer.
* Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
* You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.
* Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
* Your aunt Maddie, who has two poodles and a chihuahua tells you that he
rdoctor just recommended plenty of rest in a warm, dry climate...and youlive
in Arizona.
* The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
* You look out the window of the airplane and the B.F. Goodrich Blimp is
gaining on you.
* The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
* People think you are 40...and you really are...25
* You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager orders the
numbers on the sign outside changed.
* Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." and you remember
that you were home by yourself.
* Everyone is laughing but you.
2006-06-22 03:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wake up face down on the pavement and your bra is on backwards and you're a guy
2006-06-22 03:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dream that you've already gone through your morning routine and then the alarm goes off and you have to go through it for real, but you keep having that deja vu feeling so you forget to brush your teeth and hair.
2006-06-22 03:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Marion P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your walking out the door with all your fishing gear and the boss is standing on your lawn telling you that " i know you are bed ridden with the mother of all colds but i need the key to the filing cabinet" :)
2006-06-22 03:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by jstr12001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the moon turns Blood Red
2006-06-22 03:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by bliddack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thoughs are good!!
your girlfriend is packing up her stuff and saying she has had it!
when you go to the doctor's and they tell you are going to die in a week and you come to find out he told it to the wrong person!
when you get on yahoo answers and think that this kid is not going to pick my answer!
2006-06-22 03:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to your office and realize your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose.
2006-06-22 03:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a text from your boyfriends mom saying he got electrocuted with a livewire last night. =[
2006-06-22 03:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by KatieT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get out of bed to find your coffee pot quit working
2006-06-22 03:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2006-06-22 03:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋