A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2006-06-22 02:55:49 · 17 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious... I got one for you!!! (I hope it's worth the 10 pts!)
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and --"
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home, and the wife told him that she was leaving him.
"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"
2006-06-22 10:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little johnny was sitting in class and the teacher asks if the student's can think of a name for every letter of the alpha bet so she says"a" little johnny raises his hand and the teachers like he's going to say asshole ...... so she call es on Susie "apple" Teacher"very good Susie".."b".... Little johnny raises his hand The teachers thinking he's going to say *****...."billy" Bear....So they go thought he whole alphabet until the come to..... "R" the teacher says and little johnny raises his hand the teachers thinking What can he say she says"Johnny" johnny says rat.....The teacher says "very go"........ with a penis this big and he holds his fingers about 2 inches apart.
2006-06-22 10:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gotta give everyone that i know this joke it's really funny, of all the lil' johnny jokes i've heard i rate this one a full 10!!!
2006-06-22 10:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give that lil Johnie one on the back for being so thoughtful!!!
Huggs and Kisses,,
Lonnie
2006-06-22 09:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by lonnie_m_d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great! 5 stars!
2006-06-22 09:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Classic Rock for Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-06-22 09:58:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-06-23 02:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA that was funny
2006-06-22 10:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-06-22 09:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by Cavalia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao first laugh of the day, i love it!
2006-06-22 09:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Kjo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋