Fictional answers required please...?

Question

Who are the Salt People? And do you know how to destroy salt people?

Answer 1

"And in the day of the 27th moon the salt people rose out of the sea and walked among man. From the shore they rose and the depths of caverns and the regions long felt safe from the waters rose they.
They carried a smell of ages and must and all things come and gone and moved on silent feet into the highways and byways. They searched for those pure of mind and thought and were saddened by their encounters. Their rage flowed collectively and grew with each discovery.
A call went out among them and they began to systematically destroy all those they found lacking. They would gather in groups fortifying heir strengths, cleaving to each other in the dampness of the humid summer night. Along the roof tops man and woman gathered in effort to defeat them, but the weapons of man merley nicked and enraged them.
The great wives, stooped in age and wrinkled in time told stories that were ignored at first, but the children listened to their council and slowly did the parents. At once enormous vats of rice and dry noodles and large flat breads named crackers were brought on high and cast down among the Salt people. Their cohesion was broken and they could no longer form the great lumbering clumps which allowed their strenght and cohesion. The land rippled and shook in an unnatural fashion and the great crystal people were broke into rubble and dust. Some was caught on the wind and landed at the feet of the defenders. The people gathered it by the hand full and cast this off over their left shoulders.
Across the roof tops the men moved as one, cracking open the cisterns and sent rain water rushing down the building and across the town. The Salt people let up a mournful raging wail as they melted and were swept away into the gutters and they sewers. They washed out the streets and into the fields which remain barren today.
And so the generations that follow wait and watch for the return of the Salt People. Even today if so much as a pinch of salt is spilled, they elders quickly grab it and cast it away across thier left shoulder, so the salt people are dispersed and do not come forth in rage."

Answer 2

The salt people were a failed attempt by Max turnip to form a successful band to follow on from his hugely successful 'Village people'

Max used his experience with the Village people and his lifetime love of all things condiment to form an innovative concept - Table top super group 4 part melody funksters the Salt People.

Unfortunately their first song - 'Lick me when you slam a tequila' was banned for being too risky. This was followed up by the title track to their first (and only) album - 'Have a bowl of sodium soul' which gained some popularity as Kazikstans theme for the Kabbaddi championships in 1987.

Unfortunate, the band split when one of the members left to have a sex change and form female funky rappers Salt 'n Pepper.

As for knowing how to destroy them, the cruel and unforgiving world of showbiz was enough to see the Salt people confined to the annals of music oddity history.

Answer 3

There evil, they get stuck under your nails and when their on the floor you can't always see them, but hear the crunch. And coz you can't always see them, you can never get rid of them all, there's always one left to re-inhabit your home. The best defence is water, although any liquid will do the job, but I do have to warn you against using Tequila, due to the fact that they work well together and we still haven't found out who the ring leader there is so far. The Salt People or the Tequila, although were actualy leaning towards the Tequila right now. Also a new suspect under surveillance, Lemon Juice, their squeezing him right now down the station. And I think I'm in need of some sleep. :)

Answer 4

The salt people come from a solar system far far away. Their planet (called Sal) has a twin orbiting its sun exactly 180 degrees out of phase (called Piper) - its inhabitants are called pepper people.

It's common knowlege that you can destroy salt people with water, which, incidently, also works on Triffids and Wicked Witches.

Answer 5

Salt people are "Stupid and laborious trekkies". It would take some time to destroy them but all you have to do is to zap out every recording ever made of Star Trek. Salt people would miss the programmes so much they'd die of startrekvation.

Answer 6

The salt people are a dry bunch who always assault and crystalize the slug people. You destroy the salt people with either the evil shakers, or the water people dissolve and absorb them.

Answer 7

an antien tribe form 1104. these people broke away from the main tribe the Shakers, the head of the breakaway tribe the salt tribe decided to take his followers, beleives and 40 wives abnd 90 children to a far away land.
'People of my tribe, My Salt tribe, I will give you life, new life in abundance such has never been heard. follow me, let us cross the great many waters. i beleive that they all lead to one place. i have appointed leaders to take you to where the various waters are and once you cross we will meet and be as one.
so they left and made for the oceans, that is why the sea is salty

Answer 8

The salt people, the sworn enemy's of the slug empire. Their favorite delicacy would be the juices of live warrior slugs, and even a baby slug if they can get their hands on them. Alas, water is their weakness. Therefore the warrior slugs main weapons are squirt guns.

Knock yourself out w/ all these funny answers

Answer 9

Christians are the salt of the earth...can't be destroyed.
Sorry,couldn't resist a non-fictional answer!

Answer 10

H M Customs are a salt people


I heard one of them got prosecuted for asalting some one (Thats got to be fictional)