2006-06-22 02:00:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
My one year old daughter was in the grocery store and let loose an old man belch. A real pot grumbler and everyone thought it was me. When I pointed to the daughter, they were upset that i would blame such a cute little girl.
2006-06-22 02:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
My Husband works at a Distribution Center and uses a very long range Walkie Talkie. He had it on one day on the couch and some of the transmission were coming through. My then five year old Tristan stared at it for about a minute then went up to it and said "I'll take the kids meal"
2006-06-22 02:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well one time I was in the changeroom at a rec centre, my daughter was getting changed from swimming and my 2yr old son looked over at a boy about 5 or so and said "your penis is bigger than mine". There was also a time when we were at the doctors offices and a very large woman was standing at the counter and my son said " whoa look at that belly". My daughter in return said, "thats because she has a baby in there", needless to say she wasn't pregnant, just really big. I was so embarassed.
2006-06-22 02:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was my grandson but still funny and embarrassing. I was still in the process of helping potty training this young lad, I had taken my grandson to the local air base to see the big airplanes. Afterward, we stopped at the Officers Club for a sandwich and soda. I took my grandson the the restroom to wash up before eating and to relieve himself. We returned to our table, and seated next to us were four young ladies , after sitting down my grandson turns to the closest lady behind him and states in a loud voice, as only a 3yr old can, My Grandpa has a big pee pee . Needless to say, they all found this innocent observation quite amusing, and commented on his evaluation. I was quite embarrassed but could only smile.
2006-06-22 02:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by docjim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a Dairy Queen at the mall and I had gotten my son the kids meal. They gave him a token to exchange for an ice cream, when he finished his meal. While he was eating an old friend I hadn't seen in a long time came by and we got caught up in old times. In the middle of our conversation my son (3 at the time) stood up on top of the table, turned around, bent over, and in his best "Ace Ventura" impression said "EXCUSE ME, CAN I A** YOU A QUESTION ABOUT SOME ICE CREAM!"
2006-06-22 02:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by No one of consequence 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter who is over at my house, my 3 year old will stand outside the bathroom door if they are using it and ask if they are pooping. And in church Sunday, after a song when the church got quiet, she stood up and hollered hooray to everyone. She also told my husband that his best friend was her real dad( i split with her real father two years ago) Kids can be fun! oh yeah everyday she tells me to do stuff myself when she doesn't want to do something or when she farts she blames it on her 10 month old sister.
2006-06-22 02:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mom is a pastor and had the kids in the church write down what the word "freedom" meant for Memorial Day. My six year old son wrote: "Getting to do what I want, when I want" on the front of his paper. On the back, really small, he wrote "I am not free".
2006-06-22 02:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was just about 1 Shania Twain's song 'Man I feel like a Woman' was popular and I was shocked that when it came on he could do the ought,ought, oh part and keep up with her every beat. He loved it and would dance around the room.
2006-06-22 02:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my daughter started to walk for the first time..it was the funniest thing as she just looked like a drunkard person..trembling and falling and then starting over again!
2006-06-22 02:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by rahul c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter and I were at the store getting some grocery's and we were in line and the man was in front of us with the farmer's suit on with a straw hat. She went up to him while I wasn't looking and asked him if he was a farmer and he said no and she told him well you look like a farmer.
2006-06-22 02:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by geminigurl2404 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son is just 4 years old. A few days ago, a lady of 86 years old
came to my office and my son was with me. After the lady left my
office, I told my son, " I would ask that lady to become your
girlfriend". My son said me: " I will choose my gf myself, and you
should not involve yourself in my personal problem".!
2006-06-22 02:16:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋